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2 minutes ago, Stickfigger said:

Pop star dies in bed from anaesthetic overdose while Home Alone 

While watching Home Alone, lets meta it a bit

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2 minutes ago, StephenG said:

While watching Home Alone, lets meta it a bit

Pretty sure he would only watch Home Alone while Home Alone , because , well u know ... Metabation

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ET phone Home Alone while searching for a Close Encounter (of the hawt kind)

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ET2020 where ET is a pedo played by Michael Jackson's corpse 

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I’ve been binge watching Nardwuar videos and one that really stood out this time was his interview with Timothy Leary. It amazes me that someone who’s supposed to be all enlightened and wise and such can be so humourless, slow witted, easily offended and generally thrown off by someone as harmless as Nardwuar. He comes across as a nasty egocentric, small man. How the hell did he have such a huge cult following? 

 

Also the sonic youth interview is like breaktime at high school. Holy shit. 

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Home Alone 2020 is about a kid developing mental disorders from looking at memes and playing video games all day while home alone

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home alone 2049 involves a cyborg mccauley culkin defeating a race of android trumps on a mars covered in plaza hotels

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4 hours ago, very honest said:

home alone 2049 involves a cyborg mccauley culkin defeating a race of android trumps on a mars covered in plaza hotels

So the Home Alone universe is going to merge with the Total Recall universe ?

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On 1/1/2020 at 12:39 PM, beer badger said:

My mum has cooked a special family New Year’s Day meal. Boring.

All I want to do is go to MacDonalds and slurp down a load of bad food and wash it down with a vanilla milkshake.

😄 @ ambergonk

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8 hours ago, user said:

I’ve been binge watching Nardwuar videos and one that really stood out this time was his interview with Timothy Leary. It amazes me that someone who’s supposed to be all enlightened and wise and such can be so humourless, slow witted, easily offended and generally thrown off by someone as harmless as Nardwuar. He comes across as a nasty egocentric, small man. How the hell did he have such a huge cult following? 

 

Also the sonic youth interview is like breaktime at high school. Holy shit. 

Because drugs.

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Yep, that would be the one.

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been a lot of WATMM posts in the last two hours. seems odd for a Saturday morning. (/Wednesday afternoon or whatever it is in Australia right now, who fucking knows how that even works)

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We are in the future down here and the future is full of fire and brimstone

 

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i am against travelers from the future spoiling without using spoiler tags. i am however not in support of the bushfires, yet i understand their right to feel the way that they feel: they are in fact, fire, designed to burn things. if they did not burn, would we respect them? no of course not. we do not have to like what they are doing or agree with their course of action (i think the press release from the fires said something like: WE ARE GOING TO BURN LITERALLY EVERYTHING WE CAN), and i sympathize mostly with the many animals in those ecosystems who are losing lives, but to the humans driving through the hellscape as what i'm assuming is some sort of Australian safari, i can only say that this seems like they are exploiting their natural landscape for profit. for shame.

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On 1/2/2020 at 1:19 PM, user said:

I’ve been binge watching Nardwuar videos and one that really stood out this time was his interview with Timothy Leary. It amazes me that someone who’s supposed to be all enlightened and wise and such can be so humourless, slow witted, easily offended and generally thrown off by someone as harmless as Nardwuar. He comes across as a nasty egocentric, small man. How the hell did he have such a huge cult following? 

 

Also the sonic youth interview is like breaktime at high school. Holy shit. 

Also Henry Rollins getting annoyed at Nardwuar is kek 

 

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just saw a two squirrels fucking. fuckee did not seem to be into it.

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1 hour ago, zkom said:

Also Henry Rollins getting annoyed at Nardwuar is kek 

 

This video causes physical pain to watch. The Nardwuar interviews with Blur and Nirvana are equally bad.

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Tuna supposedly has more protein than salmon, but salmon tastes better imho. Then again, salmon supposedly has slightly higher fat content, so that may be why.

On 1/2/2020 at 9:21 AM, beer badger said:

😄 @ ambergonk

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He wants to take you out for a milkshake sometime.

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12 minutes ago, ambergonk said:

Tuna supposedly has more protein than salmon, but salmon tastes better imho. Then again, salmon supposedly has slightly higher fat content, so that may be why.

I had a tuna steak on some Spanish island which was amazing but it made me shit 'n' fart 'n' vomit for 3 days. It did that to all of us. And we were sleeping in a tent. The stench of our farts was almost unbearable. One time I farted so badly that the other guy had to vomit from my fart. When we got a hotel room same guy shat and vomited at the same time. He sat on the toilet while the stream of vomit went into the bidet

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At some point I could tell who farted just from the stench. Every person in the world has their distinctive and unique fart stench like snow flakes

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On 12/18/2019 at 4:17 AM, ambergonk said:

To their credit tho their only contribution to greenhouse gases back then were farnting and pooping

well, that and burning down most of the forests on the planet.

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