Braintree Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Concerning toilet paper, there are two strategies we can try after the supply has been depleted: 1. Eat plenty of fiber. In fact, ONLY eat fiber. Every educated watmmer knows that a high fiber diet is the best way to have a perfect break. No wiping, no fuss, no muss, plenty of bragging rights. 2. A shitcloth. Keep it in the bathroom. Wash it every time you wipe your ass. Also use it to wipe up the unfortunately fateful vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 tim and eric have a web store where they sell pretty cool shirts but there's not my size... fuck this shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Wait until you dirty plebs discover washing your ass after taking a dump it's the best thing ever a fresh feeling of cleanliness no premium soft toiler paper can provide saves trees no clogging the toilet feeling of royal superiority 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Amongst all the corona hysteria in the current news cycle, the above ass washing life hack should be mentioned to combat the toilet paper hoarding epidemic. As long as your shower's still running, toilet paper is not the be-all and end-all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Isn't walking around in wet underwear all day kind of bothersome though? Or do you have a tiny ass fan to dry it off? Or a dedicated shit towel that you bring everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 You've never gotten out of the shower and dried your ass off without getting shit all over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Once 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Gocab said: Isn't walking around in wet underwear all day kind of bothersome though? Or do you have a tiny ass fan to dry it off? Or a dedicated shit towel that you bring everywhere? Even if by some chance you are unable to dry it off, the wetness will be felt up to 20 min max. Also, consult Braintree's post. A tiny ass fan could work I guess. You're welcome to try and report back the findings. You can still use a bit of loo paper to dry it off. That way you still need to buy a toilet paper, but it will last considerably longer. For additional info call my info hotline on 1-800-CLEANASS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 sometimes a 12 minute song feels longer than a 20 minute song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, cichlisuite said: Even if by some chance you are unable to dry it off, the wetness will be felt up to 20 min max. Also, consult Braintree's post. A tiny ass fan could work I guess. You're welcome to try and report back the findings. You can still use a bit of loo paper to dry it off. That way you still need to buy a toilet paper, but it will last considerably longer. For additional info call my info hotline on 1-800-CLEANASS I actually dialed 1800-CLEANASS just for fun before realizing cleanass is 1 too many digits. it was ringing but I didn’t let it get to an operator, when I googled the number it seems like it’s a South American hotline of sorts Edited March 14, 2020 by Hugh Mughnus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) pointless thought. I just learned what a Prince Albert piercing is. why the shit anyone would do that intentionally. I can't even. Edited March 14, 2020 by Hugh Mughnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Boys For Pele is almost too dynamic. every time i listen to it (which is a lot over the last twenty years) i'm constantly adjusting the volume between tracks. it's good in that it really allows for the soft quiet details to really be truly small and intimate and the big bombastic moments to stand out (of course this is the point of dynamism in music!)... but it's challenging when just putting on in the background when doing other things and/or in consideration of neighbors. if i leave it relatively quiet so the big moments don't blast then i feel like i miss half the album (which is v sad those quiet portions of tracks are fucking lovely) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 10:08 PM, ignatius said: sometimes a 12 minute song feels longer than a 20 minute song. Someone's been listening to NTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: Someone's been listening to NTS. Always! but that post was more about the hour long modular jam i've been editing down the last couple days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Oh, haha. Right on. I've been there with a lot of noise jams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On this day 2066 years ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The single most useful feature in Ableton Live is the ability to copy/paste tracks/effects from one project to another. Should probably post this somewhere in EKT, but I like familiarity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I'm having trouble keeping up with the corona thread.. maybe that's a good thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Hahahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Braintree said: Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I want to start a project called "L' Vagines" that does alternate arrangements of Vangelis compositions. Everyone has to wear prosthetic vaginas on stage. That's it. That's my thought. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I keep reading that as "Lava Jeans" and I kind of like that idea better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) tried root beer for the 1st time, tastes like listerine, total shit... on the other hand, sprite vanilla is preeeeeeeetty gooood! Edited March 19, 2020 by Tim_J 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) How old are you? More importantly, how did you avoid every birthday party throughout elementary school? Edited March 19, 2020 by Zephyr_Nova 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I didn't avoid... I simply wasn't invited... 11 hours ago, Zephyr_Nova said: How old are you? More importantly, how did you avoid every birthday party throughout elementary school? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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