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19 minutes ago, ambermonke said:

I'm about half-certain that some womens at the gym have been checking me out lately. I say half because I'm too afraid to make eye contact.

Just wear dark sunglasses. You'll look super cool too.

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I put my gym clothes in the laundry after I got home this evening and now it's bedtime and I just realized that the washing machine didn't start.  Now I have to be tired tomorrow.

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FWP: woman who seemed like a prospective longterm partner said she can't see us as a serious longterm thing due to different priorities.  But on the plus side, she really enjoys sleeping with me and would like to continue to do so on a casual basis.  It was a weird heartbreak/ego boost double whammy.  I initiated it by asking where she saw us potentially heading in the future.  Glad I got it out in the open sooner rather than later, especially since I'd been ignoring the apps out of a sense of loyalty to her.  Hopefully none of the new matches I've ignored for the last week and a half take offence at my super delayed intro message... the first one to message me seems like trouble.  

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In addition to those, I also got "what does it mean if your poop floats/if your tongue is white/if you smell burnt toast."  Surprised "if you dream about poop" isn't in there, or "if you dream of your crush's poop."  I need answers.

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14 hours ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

Oh shiiiiit you should save that until the day it expires, than chug it while Avril 14 plays on loop + film it and post here obviously.

I already drank it, nooooooooooo

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4 hours ago, ignatius said:

"A bleeding ulcer is the most common cause of dark stools. An ulcer is a sore on the inside of your stomach or small intestine. Sometimes these sores bleed. This can make your poop dark."

My recollections feel validated.

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1 hour ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

"A bleeding ulcer is the most common cause of dark stools. An ulcer is a sore on the inside of your stomach or small intestine. Sometimes these sores bleed. This can make your poop dark."

My recollections feel validated.

 

3 hours ago, yekker said:

I already drank it, nooooooooooo

 

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6 minutes ago, eassae said:

I can tell you what color your poop is when you eat a lot of beats…and why!

Your poop after eating lots of beats:

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Hugh Mughnus said:

Your poop after eating lots of beats:

 

 

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I was wondering why all my music sounds like shit.  Turns out that's literally what I was listening to this whole time.

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6 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

I was wondering why all my music sounds like shit.  Turns out that's literally what I was listening to this whole time.

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Lolol love that episode 

(Your music doesn’t sound like shit fyi)

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