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i googled a few people from school: 1 became a jazz guitarist, 2 became singers, 1 is studying artsy stuff in montreal, 1 became an artist, 1 architect, 1 hypnotherapist, 1 oriental dance teacher, 1 teaches at uni, 1 makes wine and olive oil, 1 lives in switzerland, 1 lives in the US. and that's just the people whose name i remember right now.

meanwhile, the only job i've had is flipping burgers part-time, i've been unemployed for the past 7 years and by the looks of it, i'm soon to become a tramp. 

 

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photons cannot be splitted, thus there can be only one visible outcome possible at a given situation. Forget all the speculation about non gaussian quantum photonic theoretical splitting, and recent deluded experiments about it, it is fake imaginative bogofagery

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OnlyFans is the best method we've devised yet for destroying any normal, healthy concept of human sexual interaction in the minds of extremely online people.

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49 minutes ago, usagi said:

OnlyFans is the best method we've devised yet for destroying any normal, healthy concept of human sexual interaction in the minds of extremely online people.

this. should actually be illegal tbh

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1 hour ago, cboyardeat said:

this. should actually be illegal tbh

idk if it should be illegal but I do think it's a net bad, same as porn. I'm not moralising, I have a porn collection. sex positivity and supporting people who freely choose to practice ethical sex work are things I agree with in principle. in practice however, it seems to all too easily devolve into something distorted and exploitative, both for workers/creators and buyers/users. money and sex is not a good mix. money and any intangible social good that should be produced naturally through healthy human relationships is not a good mix. I generally support the idea of people who are disadvantaged from receiving that sort of natural social good (companionship, intimacy, etc), for whatever reason, the ability to receive an artificial version of it by paying for it. but only because there appears to be no better solution, under our present mode of living (I'm not gonna use the c-word because that will trigger a certain person into 'marxist' shitposting for the next three pages). the biggest harm for the user is the long-term distortion of the real good created by the ersatz good, and the risk of dependence/addiction.

I don't think there's a better answer at this point in time other than "buyer beware". maybe state-planned allocation of big tiddy goth gfs.

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I was thinking about this was fixing my hair the other day (something I'm relatively new to, and often struggle with):

So, Vampires. The way they are presented is these uber-hot, perfect coiffed, not a stitch out of place, stepped out of a Vogue photoshoot uber hotties. What I want to know is, how TF they able to look like that when they can't see themselves in the fucking mirror? I mean, do you have to turn someone who you can rely on to be your perfect style buddy? Seems that would come along with its own pitfalls (like, what if they don't like your style? You have no idea what they're doing to your face/hair. What if they are really pissed you made them into an undead corpse and end up making you up like John Wayne Gacey all the time?) 

Probably not such a big deal with smartphones these days, but then you have to wonder if the same rules of mirrors apply to selfies. ..

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if only there were a way to dose the global water supply with some magical chemical that would reprogram everyone's brain to think normally   

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How the fuck does Jean Michel Jarre look so good????? He is in his late 60s/ early 70s in all of these pictures.

EDIT: dunno why the forum software has squished some of the pics, click on them to get them in the right dimensions

 

Jean-Michel Jarre | Official Home

Jean-Michel Jarre creates symphonic soundtrack for immersive exhibition

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10 minutes ago, milkface said:

How the fuck does Jean Michel Jarre look so good????? He is in his late 60s/ early 70s in all of these pictures.

EDIT: dunno why the forum software has squished some of the pics, click on them to get them in the right dimensions

 

Jean-Michel Jarre | Official Home

Jean-Michel Jarre creates symphonic soundtrack for immersive exhibition

Jean-Michel-Jarre-by-Tom-Sheehan-EDDA.jp

might be one of those people that wears sunscreen all the time. he probably stays indoors most of the time anyway. he also doesnt seem like the type to drink or smoke.

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Should people who don't excel at anything be allowed to live?

I feel like we need to start doing hunger games / Olympic type events, which at around the age of 12 u need to participate in. U will be tested to see if you are good at anything and if you are not u will be dumped or something. Probably be fun to televise as well.

 

Am i on to something ?

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46 minutes ago, Wunderbar said:

Should people who don't excel at anything be allowed to live?

like IDM forum dwellers?

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1 hour ago, Wunderbar said:

Should people who don't excel at anything be allowed to live?

I feel like we need to start doing hunger games / Olympic type events, which at around the age of 12 u need to participate in. U will be tested to see if you are good at anything and if you are not u will be dumped or something. Probably be fun to televise as well.

 

Am i on to something ?

you remind me of that one friend of a friend who basically lives couchsurfing, taking acid all day spouting nonsense about how he's a reborn king of the natives.. he told me everyone should just put their 2-3 y/o kid on the street for a few years so they get strong and develop individuality. all this while he hasnt showered in weeks and has a 9 year old son

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16 minutes ago, chronical said:

you remind me of that one friend of a friend who basically lives couchsurfing, taking acid all day spouting nonsense about how he's a reborn king of the natives.. he told me everyone should just put their 2-3 y/o kid on the street for a few years so they get strong and develop individuality. all this while he hasnt showered in weeks and has a 9 year old son

those are the guys im going to pander to when im going into politics. Im just testing out my ideas here first.

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23 minutes ago, Wunderbar said:

those are the guys im going to pander to when im going into politics. Im just testing out my ideas here first.

oh you're good then. for vote, wunderbar!

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12 minutes ago, Wunderbar said:

When u guys listen too music do you hear your own voice singing the melody or the instrument playing it ?

the instrument

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people who don't excell at things should be sewn inside of horse costumes (two persons per) & then put through a prolonged manchurian candidate style brainwashing campaign to convince them they actually are horses. then the people who are left will ride them to get places, as is befitting a king. this will solve the problem of global warming as well, there are many benefits

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11 minutes ago, Wunderbar said:

When u try to follow it. DO you hear the note of the instrument going up or down or like your own voice in your head doing it.

that's a weird yet interesting question. which raises many questions: 

why are you asking that? what made you think of that? what about you, do you hear your voice or the instrument (or both)? why did you type "do" in all caps?

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