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Soldiers are lauded by civilians as precious and important to our nation, but the military considers them almost worthless. Their very existence is based on expendability. 

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the terrible tuneless singing in You Can't Hide Your Love (Hidden Love Mix) is partly what gives it its charm.

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what if boards of canada did a live show where instead of them playing it was giant robots that looked like them

except they wouldn't be very good robots

they'd basically just be like those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men you see in used car lots

except made out of metal

yep

they'd bring 'em out all folded up in a crate & then have a big industrial fan blow them up to standing

and for years after ppl would say

"i was there"

"i was there for huge chrome cylindar BoCs unfolding"

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what if boards of canada did a live show where instead of them playing it was giant robots that looked like them

except they wouldn't be very good robots

they'd basically just be like those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men you see in used car lots

except made out of metal

yep

they'd bring 'em out all folded up in a crate & then have a big industrial fan blow them up to standing

and for years after ppl would say

"i was there"

"i was there for huge chrome cylindar BoCs unfolding"

 

in 12:6 surround except they intentionally take out one speaker so it's not actually 'surrounding' you, just to piss off the audience

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Introducing uberPOOL Lite where you will just be holding on to a rope attached to the bumper.

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Just noticed Modselektor is "mod selector" as in selecting modifications/modulations and not "Modskeletor" as in the Skeletor of mods, which is way cooler imo.

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lol, are you talking about Modeselektor?

 

I remember & thank

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I actually watched a youtube clip of Mrs. Brown's Boys just to see what he's always on about, dear god...

 

I've never watched it and I know how bad it is purely judging by which work colleagues think it's amazing.

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Jimmy Fallon is just unbearable, how can anyone stand to watch that guy? Every mannerism he has makes my skin crawl.

and he laughs at everything...

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Jerking off into fire while blasting your fav manowar tracks.

 

Max Hetero.

 

Battle Hymn for the max climax. 

 

 

lol page break

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Jerking off in front of a mirror does not mean that you're gay but it does mean you're very brave. One time I filmed myself ejaculating with my smartphone just for the....hell I have no idea why I did it. Anyway, I was fucking horrified upon reviewing and couldn't delete it fast enough.

maybe you didn't quite have the lighting right... ?? at least that's how porn works

 

there's something that doesn't translate when comparing real life to porn. 

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Jerking off in front of a mirror does not mean that you're gay but it does mean you're very brave. One time I filmed myself ejaculating with my smartphone just for the....hell I have no idea why I did it. Anyway, I was fucking horrified upon reviewing and couldn't delete it fast enough.

maybe you didn't quite have the lighting right... ?? at least that's how porn works

 

there's something that doesn't translate when comparing real life to porn. 

 

 

I did that at the request of a lady and she couldn't have been more pleased with the result. I also woke up semi-sober the next morning and was horrified and couldn't delete it fast enough though.

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Jerking off into fire while blasting your fav manowar tracks.

 

Max Hetero.

 

Battle Hymn for the max climax. 

 

 

lol page break

 

lol I didn't realize this topic was gonna have 'jerk off into fire' further back in the topic

 

 

 

 

jerks off into fire during a pre-rendered cut-scene

 

 

Edit: people are obsessed with uncut cutscenes too. It's fucking weird and sometimes I think it's antisemitism

 

 

they always blame their parents and/or mohels

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