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Jerking off in front of a mirror does not mean that you're gay but it does mean you're very brave. One time I filmed myself ejaculating with my smartphone just for the....hell I have no idea why I did it. Anyway, I was fucking horrified upon reviewing and couldn't delete it fast enough.

maybe you didn't quite have the lighting right... ?? at least that's how porn works

 

there's something that doesn't translate when comparing real life to porn. 

 

 

I did that at the request of a lady and she couldn't have been more pleased with the result. I also woke up semi-sober the next morning and was horrified and couldn't delete it fast enough though.

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I'm awoken from sleep by a message telling me trump's got the covid. Get more celebratory messages from friends, wake up, make myself a nice cup of espresso, go to my home office spot and I'm greeted

I still don't know the story behind the burger reaction and i feel extremely left out... 

I've noticed a pattern of emoticon solidarity in reply reactions.  1 burger tends to lead to multiple burgers, 1 Farnsworth tends to lead to multiple Farnsworths, and so on, and so on.  Also popular i

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Jerking off into fire while blasting your fav manowar tracks.

 

Max Hetero.

 

Battle Hymn for the max climax. 

 

 

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lol I didn't realize this topic was gonna have 'jerk off into fire' further back in the topic

 

 

 

 

jerks off into fire during a pre-rendered cut-scene

 

 

Edit: people are obsessed with uncut cutscenes too. It's fucking weird and sometimes I think it's antisemitism

 

 

they always blame their parents and/or mohels

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lulz we all here wrapped up in our phallic narcissism and I just now thought to ask...how did you feel, yek?

I haven't tried it yet. I thought I'd ask first cause I don't want to do nothing gay.

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lulz we all here wrapped up in our phallic narcissism and I just now thought to ask...how did you feel, yek?

I haven't tried it yet. I thought I'd ask first cause I don't want to do nothing gay.

 

 

is it ok if he never watch your business

how can you truly be experimental IDM if

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wait wait wait wait wait wait........wait! xxx when you say you filmed yourself, do you mean you filmed your *whole* self? full body and face? 

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A full body shot of wanks at national monuments, posted on your tumblr, while holding down a demanding lobbyist position for a fortune 500 company. 

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A full body shot of wanks at national monuments, posted on your tumblr, while holding down a demanding lobbyist position for a fortune 500 company.

par for the course.

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Youtube suggested for me a video made by a man with schizophrenia and it was very strange. It's basically similar to the 'targeted individuals' hysteria; his videos suggest that he's not insane, and that he can actually see worlds that we can't see, and suggest that schizophrenia is pretty much a myth and a conspiracy.

 

It really got me thinking about the whole echo chamber effect of cloistered communities on the internet. I think we'll be seeing the community of insane individuals using the internet grow rapidly over the coming years. It gives them a chance to feel validated about all of their beliefs/hallucinations.

 

At the end of the day, it's not that new or surprising. It's a common joke that we are all going insane because of our niche echo chambers, but I never before saw such a specific example of that effect taken to its logical extreme. All of the comments praise the channel rapturously for his bravery, intellect, and leadership for 'exposing the truth.'

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Youtube suggested for me a video made by a man with schizophrenia and it was very strange. It's basically similar to the 'targeted individuals' hysteria; his videos suggest that he's not insane, and that he can actually see worlds that we can't see, and suggest that schizophrenia is pretty much a myth and a conspiracy.

 

It really got me thinking about the whole echo chamber effect of cloistered communities on the internet. I think we'll be seeing the community of insane individuals using the internet grow rapidly over the coming years. It gives them a chance to feel validated about all of their beliefs/hallucinations.

 

At the end of the day, it's not that new or surprising. It's a common joke that we are all going insane because of our niche echo chambers, but I never before saw such a specific example of that effect taken to its logical extreme. All of the comments praise the channel rapturously for his bravery, intellect, and leadership for 'exposing the truth.'

 

If you want to see this, go to /sci/ and look for anyone using a tripcode pretty much

 

Most of them have schizophrenia.  There are countless schizophrenics who post bullshit "research" on viXra (a more open version of arXiv) and they all talk together.  They have their own lingo.  To be honest I find some schizoposts really compelling in a strange way.  I can't ever put my finger on it unless I'm reading it at the time I'm thinking about it.  But sometimes it gets out of hand

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I don’t think I’m into this light roast third wave coffee trend. Gimme a medium dark roast. Also the best beans I ever bought were from Polcari’s in the North End of Boston and they just store their beans in giant jars and there’s no roast date or anything. $11 a pound, too. Take that, coffee snobs.

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watched some old louis ck last night

hey do you think this shenanigans of late could be turned into a crazy PR stunt?

i mean, he warned us...

just imagine the comeback of the greatest pervert asshole ever

that's it, end of the universe

 

just posted that here as a proof it was my idea in case holy wood suits find any inspiration

then i can get my millions

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I don’t think I’m into this light roast third wave coffee trend. Gimme a medium dark roast. Also the best beans I ever bought were from Polcari’s in the North End of Boston and they just store their beans in giant jars and there’s no roast date or anything. $11 a pound, too. Take that, coffee snobs.

I'm surprised in all my years here there's never been a coffee thread.  Many coffee related thread derailments mind you.  So yeah, I have noticed coffee shop coffee resembling acidic water on the are occasion I've bought one.  Is this the light roast trend I'm being subjected to?  It is a travesty, whatever it is.  I don't know how coffee joints manage to make such shitty coffee, so consistently, virtually everywhere.  

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