user Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 22 hours ago, ambergonk said: There's a big-ass bull moose in the neighbors' yard (still house-sitting) that's been lying in the shade panting for the last 3 or 4 hours. Plus his balls are about the same size as the tennis variety. I already contacted one of the fish and game wardens, but they said that moose sometimes spend several hours cooling off in one spot during warm weather. Monsieur Mooseballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Greta Thunberg sailing a fancy carbon-neutral boat to the US makes anything but flying look horribly impractical. Make it a teleconference already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drome Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 On 8/6/2019 at 3:22 PM, Eth3realFox said: this consumerist society isn't very nice sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Turns out I look younger than I actually am, according to at least two friends in the last couple of months. Must be doing something right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 You either got good genes, or you're one of those types that when they do age, it comes rapidly. It's often the blue eyes blond hair types that, for a while, look like candy, but then, all of a sudden, look like a dried tomato. And poof, the magic is gone. Tends to be around 27, I believe. But this is not based on science. Just street wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 nearly 37 here and people still think I'm late 20s on a good and post-shave day. Portrait in the attic is ripening nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Ctrl Shift Face has finally made the big news, took them long enough to catch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, goDel said: You either got good genes, or you're one of those types that when they do age, it comes rapidly. It's often the blue eyes blond hair types that, for a while, look like candy, but then, all of a sudden, look like a dried tomato. And poof, the magic is gone. Tends to be around 27, I believe. But this is not based on science. Just street wisdom. It's probably my gym visits over the past year and (mostly) careful dieting that are paying off, on top of being a non-smoker. I started going bald in my mid-20s tho, so I've been shaving my dome ever since. As for genetics, I found out back in Japan that I have loads of antibodies - that or I just got vaccinated early in life. Edited August 15, 2019 by ambergonk minor syntax error 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I'm 35 and still get ID'd when the people around me who are obvs younger don't. Not sure how I feel about it tbh. Ah fuck I think I'm actually 36. Damn damn damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 u old : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Lol Women have it worse with aging than guys because from a young age there is placed a lot of empathise on them looking attractive. I'm 35 and I was downtown the other day and I saw a girl i went to school with kindergarten to grade twelve and she looked Old! I'm such an asshole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 ^ that's meth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Speaking of seeing people we went to school with, I delivered a burger to a guy who was in my high school "home room" (not sure how common this is elsewhere, but I don't feel like explaining what home room is). His hair was all grey and his house was a mansion. I wondered if he inherited it, as he never struck me as someone who would go on to make a lot of money. Could've been one of these subdivided places with several tenants too. Neither of us acknowledged that we knew each other many moons ago, so the truth will remain a mystery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Stickfigger said: Just ate some deep fried battered fish for lunch and feel pretty terrible as a result. I'm not sure if i've ever felt better after eating fish and chips samesies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 are Meryl Steep and Glenn Close the female Robert Deniro and Al Pacino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 For some reason I recall a question from an Ae interview (sort of like AAA) from 2002 on the official Warp site (back when it was cool), around the time of the release of Gantz Graf, that went as follows: q: would you shag kylie [minogue]? a: no her voice is irritating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 South Park has been around for over 20 years.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 8 hours ago, yekker said: South Park has been around for over 20 years.. and it's only gotten better with time no? Like the first 9 or so seasons were meh, a bit of potty humour. But once their style turned to a commentary on current events etc I think it got really good. I hope they don't stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Speaking of cartoons, the new Invader Zim movie is supposedly pretty good, despite its lack of promotion. Gonna watch it at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
may be rude Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 the percentage of things that enter human awareness is minuscule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 There are many things though, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 How many things are there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, very honest said: the percentage of things that enter human awareness is minuscule I remember David Attenborough saying this is similar to when a human cuts off the top of a termite mound. The termites carry on exactly as they were, unaware that a human has done such a deed. Their behaviour doesn't change whatsoever. That was how he explained human beings awareness of God. If he does exist at all, we don't have the sense to see him. Something like that anyway. Edited August 23, 2019 by beer badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: How many things are there? At least twelve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 That's absurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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