beerwolf Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Catch more eels, skin more rabbits, fuck more goats I can't wait for 2018 lads! It's gonna be brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Catch more eels, skin more rabbits, fuck more goats I can't wait for 2018 lads! It's gonna be brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 I was going to say something about hoping to have a booze and cocaine fuelled ass to mouth session with Lilly Allen but then I remembered I was also going to grow up a bit and to stop posting immature ridiculous things on watmm Catch more eels, skin more rabbits, fuck more goats I can't wait for 2018 lads! It's gonna be brilliant https://www.google.com/search?q=is+lily+allen+a+goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 -absolving proper nouns -using negligible cutlery -existing pro rata until shadow fall -mincing and minding -sacrifice lexicon activities -probable case studies to lower ends -founding musk slides -an etcetera of indie beats -prodigy husk reduction -cascade law avid screenings -wheat -wheat -rules and regulations of bovine fraud -wheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 cumming on my own face. I've come (huehue) close a few times, I know this'll be the year I make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 cumming on my own face. I've come (huehue) close a few times, I know this'll be the year I make it. Just hang upside-down innit? The extra blood to the brain could only enhance the cummies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 that's cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just do tons of kegels. You might cum on your neighbor’s face the first few tries, but that’s to be expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 that's cheating. lay flat and make a nice parabolic arc like when a tennis player hits a good lob in response to a deep court slam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 pretty sure 2018 is going to be all about fruit cakery as in there will be even more alex jones fruit cake batshitery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Figure my shit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 buy new richard divine album.. is only 100% sure thing i can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I was going to say something about hoping to have a booze and cocaine fuelled ass to mouth session with Lilly Allen but then I remembered I was also going to grow up a bit and to stop posting immature ridiculous things on watmm Catch more eels, skin more rabbits, fuck more goats I can't wait for 2018 lads! It's gonna be brilliant https://www.google.com/search?q=is+lily+allen+a+goat hahah!! come here sexy goat!! ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 lost roughly 5kg in the last 2-3 weeks (didn’t have a scale when started), hit exactly 80.0 today.. another 5kg to go in January and then holding that for the rest of the year is my new major resolution.. it’s funny how easy this shit is, just have to actually do it apparently (never tried before) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Wake up at 5:30 am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I closed my facebook account this morning. It feels good and I don't know why I didn't do it last year when I first figured I'd do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphod Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 stay off the internet maybe next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I closed my facebook account this morning. It feels good and I don't know why I didn't do it last year when I first figured I'd do it. I am strongly tempted to do the same. But then I risk cutting off the sole means of communication with half of my peers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I just wrote a journal entry about what I want to do this year, as opposed to what I plan to force myself to do, as in previous years. I feel unburdened. This year will probably suck but dammit, it will suck on my own terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I closed my facebook account this morning. It feels good and I don't know why I didn't do it last year when I first figured I'd do it. I did the old facebook thing when it first appeared over 10 years ago, I was travelling at the time and was a brilliant tool to keep tabs on your friends (so you could meet up for a beer!) as soon as I got home I realised the sooner I got off it the better! So I wrote a hugely massive behemothic rant about the bullshit of the whole stinking, attention seeking situation that it was, and never been back since. To be honest part of me wouldn't mind going back on it, just to keep tabs with a few people and maybe find some lost friends, but I know it'll be bad karma for me in the end. My business is my business and I know who my real friends are. I think I'm just way too honest, cynical and grumpy for Facebook flol (and my sense of humour is a bit too weird) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 get out off bedI have failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 The bane of Facebook for me these days is politics. It's mostly eclipsed whatever updates my friends post.I guess I could unfollow every political page though. I'd rather have less mental clutter in 2018. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I closed my facebook account this morning. It feels good and I don't know why I didn't do it last year when I first figured I'd do it. I am strongly tempted to do the same. But then I risk cutting off the sole means of communication with half of my peers.one can deactivate facebook but keep using the messenger app.. as soon as i found out that was a thing I did it and now instead of mindlessly scrolling trough fb I mindlessly scroll trough watmm. feels good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 ~HAVE AN IDM 2018 EVERYONE!~ ~ONE DAY AT A TIME~ ~YOUR LAZER WILL LAZER~ ~LET YOUR LAZER BE LAZER~ ~IDM 2018~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 1) Start regularly making music & art again 2) Gain some weight 3) Finally nail down a solid PhD proposal & embark thereupon 4) Converse with strangers 5) Explore strange places; revisit old haunts; move about the world Extra Credit: Do a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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