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Crying at the end of The Last Jedi when Luke dies and the two stupid fucking suns are setting.

 

Crying at the beginning of The Last Jedi when Luke milks green tit juice and drinks it like a messy idiot child.

 

Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi when Yoda shows up and talks to Luke and burns the tree with the books or whatever.

 

Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi when Rey confronts multiple images of herself in the shitty VR dark side video game scene.

 

Crying in the end of The Last Jedi when the little kid with the broom does jedi shit to it or whatever.

 

Crying at the beginning of The Last Jedi when Luke throws his light saber off the cliff like a pissy teenage boy.

 

Crying at the end of The Last Jedi when those two characters kiss and don't die when you thought they were going to die but didn't because love makes people fucking stupid.

 

Crying at the end of The Last Jedi because there's no post-credits scene.

 

Crying at the beginning of The Last Jedi when the opening crawl starts.

 

Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi when Leia floats through space like Superman but if Superman was an aging actress whose body couldn't function correctly because of years of drug abuse.

 

Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi when you saw Kylo's chest and he walked around like that and Rey's mind-pussy tingled and was confused.

 

Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi when Snoke gets cut in half because it was so fucking unexpected and you immediately realized it's because you're dumb and they'd telegraphed the whole fucking thing and it's your own fault you didn't see it coming.

 

Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi when Snoke gets cut in half because it was so fucking stupid.

 

​Crying in the middle of The Last Jedi because there was that like 30 minute casino planet scene that was so sad and you realized then how badly Rian Johnson had done and yet everyone thought it was a good idea to make this movie despite having seen the script of it and, in fact, they'd given him millions upon millions of dollars to throw at it and you already contributed to the sad machine of it all because you were there, sitting in the theatre with the ticket stub in your pocket that you'd paid ~$10 for.

 

​Crying in the beginning of The Last Jedi because there were a couple of cool shots and you thought this was going to be great but then it suddenly got stupid so quick and you have to continue watching it though.

 

​Crying at any point during The Last Jedi for any reason.

 

​Realizing you can replace 'crying' with 'cumming' in any of those sentences and it might work better.

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I don't know if you noticed, but the casino segment was a very subtle and expertly executed statement against rampant capitalism, in a Star Wars film, made by Disney.

Brilliant!

 

Sorry about stinking up the most idm thread with off topic nonsense.

 

Most idm: Being an incel and blaming everyone else.

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Spending 2 weeks with Richard D. James at his secret Scottish music studio, making him cups of tea, washing up, folding laundry and dusting.

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Spending 2 weeks with Richard D. James at his secret Scottish music studio, making him cups of tea, washing up, folding laundry and dusting.

and fucking him in the ass

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Pretty sure the RDJ cult following here would rival that of Trump and MAGA hatters

(The key difference in this case is that RDJ has talent and isn't a lying asshole)

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Spending 2 weeks with Richard D. James at his secret Scottish music studio, making him cups of tea, washing up, folding laundry and dusting.

and fucking him in the ass

 

ahah wtf man

 

pls make this the most idm 2018 post

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Pretty sure the RDJ cult following here would rival that of Trump and MAGA hatters

 

(The key difference in this case is that RDJ has musical talent)

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Pretty sure the RDJ cult following here would rival that of Trump and MAGA hatters

 

(The key difference in this case is that RDJ had musical talent)

 

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Listening to fences.

 

 

for real.

 

it's either Jez listening to fences

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or Dave Noyze jamming out to a pond session's year

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lol

 

Ye being Ye

Blaming the slavery of your people on your own people.

 

Joining subscription delivery services for goods that could otherwise be acquired within a walkable distance, just to avoid interactions with others.

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