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Slicker than/Smoother than...


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#1 Plum

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 10:42 AM

I need help. I require a new phrase along the lines of...

“slicker than cum on a gold tooth”

“slicker than owl shit”

“smoother than a greased up pool boy”

#2 Salvatorin

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:59 AM

slicker than dolphin dick

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:07 PM

Yeah good one sal, that kinda thang!

slicker than exxon valdez

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:10 PM

smoother than a very smooth thing



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:50 PM

Slicker than placenta n’ eggs

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 01:08 PM

Slicker than jizz on a toddler's anus



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 01:56 PM

that’s it, I’m goina fackin kill you, mate

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 01:57 PM

terrified_face_emoji_coloured_photo_boot



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 02:15 PM

*moight (spoken with a bogan accent)

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 02:23 PM

slicker than grits

smoother than gravy



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 05:13 PM

Slicker than grits and gravy on a smooth walrus ass



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:06 PM

Slicker than smooth gravy on a gritty walrus ass.

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:19 PM



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:08 PM

Slicker than smooth gravy on a gritty walrus ass.

 

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:54 PM

^lol, nice

 

Slicker than wet monkey bars with KFC hands

 

Smoother than a skin boat sailing into Tuna Town


Edited by Bob Dobalina, 14 June 2018 - 08:54 PM.


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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:16 PM

Slicker than a time traveling con artist that goes back in time to steal a submarine and mate with a whale swimming in olive oil.



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:26 PM

Smoother than a sunglasses salesman actively lodged in a sewage pipe.



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:11 PM

Slicker than pigeon shit sliding down the windshield of a limo after impact on a hot day

Smoother than a duophonic chord from a sine wave oscillator half an octave apart



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:16 PM

slicker than a greaser's collar



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:27 PM

slicker than a lorry drivers lung butter

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:43 PM

slicker than a sorority sister on a waterslide



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Posted 15 June 2018 - 12:39 AM

slicker than rick



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Posted 15 June 2018 - 03:50 AM

slicker than a wetherspoons pickleback.


Edited by messiaen, 15 June 2018 - 03:50 AM.


#24 span

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 03:51 AM

smoother than a toad abortion

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 03:53 AM

smoother than toad of toad halls blowbacks.