Plum Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I need help. I require a new phrase along the lines of... “slicker than cum on a gold tooth” “slicker than owl shit” “smoother than a greased up pool boy” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 slicker than dolphin dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 Yeah good one sal, that kinda thang! slicker than exxon valdez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiefinger Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 smoother than a very smooth thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Slicker than placenta n’ eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Slicker than jizz on a toddler's anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 that’s it, I’m goina fackin kill you, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 *moight (spoken with a bogan accent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 slicker than grits smoother than gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Slicker than grits and gravy on a smooth walrus ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Slicker than smooth gravy on a gritty walrus ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Slicker than smooth gravy on a gritty walrus ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) ^lol, nice Slicker than wet monkey bars with KFC hands Smoother than a skin boat sailing into Tuna Town Edited June 15, 2018 by Bob Dobalina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Slicker than a time traveling con artist that goes back in time to steal a submarine and mate with a whale swimming in olive oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Smoother than a sunglasses salesman actively lodged in a sewage pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Slicker than pigeon shit sliding down the windshield of a limo after impact on a hot daySmoother than a duophonic chord from a sine wave oscillator half an octave apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 slicker than a greaser's collar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 slicker than a lorry drivers lung butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 slicker than a sorority sister on a waterslide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) slicker than a wetherspoons pickleback. Edited June 15, 2018 by messiaen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 smoother than a toad abortion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 smoother than toad of toad halls blowbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Smoother than power steering Slicker than a boiled owl in a rubber tubesock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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