Slicker than/Smoother than...
Posted 14 June 2018 - 10:42 AM
“slicker than cum on a gold tooth”
“slicker than owl shit”
“smoother than a greased up pool boy”
Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:07 PM
slicker than exxon valdez
Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:54 PM
Slicker than wet monkey bars with KFC hands
Smoother than a skin boat sailing into Tuna Town
Edited by Bob Dobalina, 14 June 2018 - 08:54 PM.
Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:16 PM
Slicker than a time traveling con artist that goes back in time to steal a submarine and mate with a whale swimming in olive oil.
Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:26 PM
Smoother than a sunglasses salesman actively lodged in a sewage pipe.
Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:11 PM
Slicker than pigeon shit sliding down the windshield of a limo after impact on a hot day
Smoother than a duophonic chord from a sine wave oscillator half an octave apart
Posted 15 June 2018 - 03:50 AM
slicker than a wetherspoons pickleback.
Edited by messiaen, 15 June 2018 - 03:50 AM.