whosebrian Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Slicker than a seal in an oil spill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Slicker than synovial fluidSmoother than a dog's coat after eating salmon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 slicker than a russian near trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Smoother than laundering money through shell companies and Cypriot banks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Smooth like shit out a duck's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Slicker than shellac, smoother than blowhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Slicker than a baby walrus covered in spinach and artichoke hummus that appeared in your bathtub for no reason when you got home from work and you have no idea what to do about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 (edited) slicker than Charles Bronson's johnson smeared in Vaseline and ready for gunplay Edited March 15, 2019 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Human Bean Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slipperier than Ryan Giggs in cooking oil.(from a poem I wrote when I was 9) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slicker than a pig's foot boiled in cellulite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 smoother than a nun's freshly laundered camisole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 slicker than a basic bitch eyeing bradley cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slicker than shit, smoother than diarrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Slicker than a rhinoceros wrapped in sandpaper. Smoother than a porcupine climbing a barbed wire fence. If you meet these incredibly low standards of slickness and smoothness, you got something going for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 I’ve since used “slicker than dolphin dick” irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 I’ve since used “slicker than dolphin dick” irl. nice in what context? what was the thing/action/situation that was slicker in comparison to a dolphin penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 I was manhandling a slippery saveloy at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) ... hmmm, now that I think about it I didn’t say “slicker than dolphin dick”, what I actually said was “slicker than seal dick” Edited March 16, 2019 by Plum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 still a very fitting application of the phrase i'm still waiting for the chance to use "smoother than a pornstars armpit" yet very few things truly are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 Saveloys are the key here, being both slick & smooth. Next time I’m about to nosh one down, I’ll think of you and say “smoother than a pornstar’s dick”. That’s a Plum promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 While we’re on the subject of saveloys, I always get the urge to try and swallow one whole. I think I definitely could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 On 6/14/2018 at 6:59 PM, Salvatorin said: slicker than dolphin dick I told someone they were ‘slicker than a dolphin’s dick’ earlier. It gave me a little chuckle! Thanks Sal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Slicker than Seal's dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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