Jump to content


Join WATMM Now!

Register and Subscribe now for as little 3.00 USD for one year to gain Supporting Member access. We also have other subscription packages to choose from that grant you extra abilities and features.

A subscription is required in order to post, reply to posts, start topics, search, and other features.

By joining and subscribing, you are helping support the forums, as well enable us to add new features and enhancements (and maintain them).

Once registered and logged in, you will be able to create topics, post replies to existing threads, get your own private messenger, post status updates, manage your profile and so much more.

To sign up for a subscription package, click your user name in the upper right, and choose "Client Area". Then, choose a package that suits your needs.

This message will be removed once you have signed in.


Secret Santa MMXVIII


  • Please log in to reply
101 replies to this topic

#1 Tricone RC

Tricone RC

    ow bist old butt

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPip
  • 780 posts
  • 23 topics
  • Joined 24-September 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Hammer
  • Country:Canada

Posted 05 November 2018 - 08:59 AM

It's that time of year again! The halloween tat is off the shelves and thrown in a skip out the back. Time to crack out all the christmassy wank!
 
 
Step 1: PM me your address. I'll use my formidable computing prowess to enter them all into a Microsoft Excel™ sheet. Please also provide any caveats you may request e.g. you'd only like to be paired with someone in your country
 
Step 2: On the closing date I'll PM you the address of your Secrete Satan.
 
Step 3: Mail your pairing a homemade CD-R of A Few Old Tunes complete with hand-crayoned jewel case cover (or whatever else you think a WATTMer might like for christmas)
 
 
 
Closing date TBA, last year it was 1st Dec which I feel is a tad too late if you're hoping to research something specific for your pairing. If I pull Fri 23rd Nov out of my arse, how does that sound?

white-christmas-light-clipart-gif-flashiwhite-christmas-light-clipart-gif-flashiwhite-christmas-light-clipart-gif-flashiwhite-christmas-light-clipart-gif-flashiwhite-christmas-light-clipart-gif-flashi



#2 hello spiral

hello spiral

    Crib's Warship Rots

  • EKT Plus
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,398 posts
  • 96 topics
  • Joined 20-July 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Greater London
  • Interests:Being smooth
  • Country:United Kingdom

Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:06 AM

in



#3 user

user

    edit

  • Members Plus
  • PipPipPip
  • 909 posts
  • 14 topics
  • Joined 16-May 12
  • Gender:Androgynous
  • Location:Gallemiezen
  • Interests:none
  • Country:Not Selected

Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:28 AM

Fuck it. I wanna be in also.



#4 Squee

Squee

  • Moderators
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 18,874 posts
  • 378 topics
  • Joined 16-June 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Country:Not Selected

Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:41 AM

For a second there, I thought we were somewhere around February or March. Fuck.



#5 iococoi

iococoi

    surfin' those giant waves of passive aggression ...

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,659 posts
  • 21 topics
  • Joined 10-April 11
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Tha Alps
  • Interests:Mille Feuille, Fille Millieu
  • Country:Not Selected

Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:45 AM

It's that time of year again!

 
holy shitfuck..how thyme flies

 

dyf46bcf1d612rgbb.jpg
 



#6 fletcher

fletcher

    ϧAÆF┘├÷x╝¦

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,584 posts
  • 227 topics
  • Joined 02-February 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Oxfordshire, UK
  • Country:United Kingdom
  • PSN:fletchymole

Posted 05 November 2018 - 11:13 AM

In

 

(and thanks for taking the reigns on it this year)



#7 tec

tec

    2K, On My Way

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,325 posts
  • 54 topics
  • Joined 15-June 04
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Country:United Kingdom

Posted 05 November 2018 - 11:53 AM

Nice one, I am in.

Were it not for hello spiral I would have received nowt in the last two years, should either of the two heinous santas post in this thread I will descend like a ravenous vulture.

#8 Stickfigger

Stickfigger

    Some bullshit

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,368 posts
  • 51 topics
  • Joined 15-April 08
  • Gender:Male
  • SoundCloud URL:https://soundcloud.com/user-507726405
  • Interests:https://meltedself.bandcamp.com/
  • Country:Not Selected

Posted 06 November 2018 - 01:22 AM

I'm in ya Cunts

#9 span

span

    i want to be ban

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,770 posts
  • 84 topics
  • Joined 25-November 10
  • Gender:Gender Questioning
  • Location:Frank Block
  • Country:Spain

Posted 06 November 2018 - 01:55 PM



#10 Tricone RC

Tricone RC

    ow bist old butt

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPip
  • 780 posts
  • 23 topics
  • Joined 24-September 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Hammer
  • Country:Canada

Posted 14 November 2018 - 12:08 PM

come on fellas! sign up!

 

free-stuff-free-iweb-themes-free-keynotecb-2017.jpgfavorite-sites-for-christmas-clip-art-coslider-hans_gruber.jpg



#11 phudoshin

phudoshin

    2K, On My Way

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,642 posts
  • 208 topics
  • Joined 09-January 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Country:Ireland

Posted 15 November 2018 - 08:54 AM

in!



#12 ghOsty

ghOsty

    ...boo

  • Members Plus
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,639 posts
  • 119 topics
  • Joined 02-July 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Minneapolis, MN
  • Country:United States
  • PSN:RitzBitz428

Posted 16 November 2018 - 11:26 PM

Count me in.



#13 spratters

spratters

    Mother fucking bath on wheels

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,723 posts
  • 67 topics
  • Joined 06-August 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:London
  • Country:United Kingdom
  • PSN:spratcap

Posted 17 November 2018 - 12:55 PM

I'm in!

Sent from my moto g(6) play using Tapatalk

#14 Tricone RC

Tricone RC

    ow bist old butt

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPip
  • 780 posts
  • 23 topics
  • Joined 24-September 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Hammer
  • Country:Canada

Posted 23 November 2018 - 08:12 AM

Anyone else want to celebrate the coronation of Carlos Magnus as Emperor of the Heiliges Roemisches Reich (25th Dec 800) or the bumping off of Ceaucescu (25th Dec 1989)?
 
I can extend the closing date until 1st Dec - so far I only have 9 people in The List™! You lazy buggers


#15 hello spiral

hello spiral

    Crib's Warship Rots

  • EKT Plus
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,398 posts
  • 96 topics
  • Joined 20-July 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Greater London
  • Interests:Being smooth
  • Country:United Kingdom

Posted 23 November 2018 - 08:34 AM

COME ON YOU CUNTS

#16 fletcher

fletcher

    ϧAÆF┘├÷x╝¦

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,584 posts
  • 227 topics
  • Joined 02-February 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Oxfordshire, UK
  • Country:United Kingdom
  • PSN:fletchymole

Posted 23 November 2018 - 08:36 AM

enhanced-buzz-6436-1386711968-15.jpg?dow

 

Let's go!



#17 Tricone RC

Tricone RC

    ow bist old butt

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPip
  • 780 posts
  • 23 topics
  • Joined 24-September 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Hammer
  • Country:Canada

Posted 26 November 2018 - 02:14 PM

Extended the deadline to FRIDAY 30th NOV!

 

upon that date I shall dish out the Secret Santees to all of the Secret Santers who appear in my LIST. Then you can go shopping and post them some stuff



#18 tec

tec

    2K, On My Way

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,325 posts
  • 54 topics
  • Joined 15-June 04
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Country:United Kingdom

Posted 26 November 2018 - 06:03 PM

I am making a note of everyone who reads this thread and doesn't get involved, papa aphex will be informed and you'll be deprived of his exclusive beachwear that will cast a shadow to make your peepee look four centimetre longer.

Edited by tec, 26 November 2018 - 06:04 PM.


#19 WhitleyStriber

WhitleyStriber

    The Mighty Meechy Catfish

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 295 posts
  • 16 topics
  • Joined 06-November 16
  • Gender:Male
  • Country:United States

Posted 26 November 2018 - 07:04 PM

K I'm in too

#20 Bulk VanderHooj

Bulk VanderHooj

    Hugh-Mungus

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 18,711 posts
  • 49 topics
  • Joined 28-January 12
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:At the gym pumping it up ja?
  • Interests:Bulking
    Huge-ifying
  • Country:Canada

Posted 26 November 2018 - 09:09 PM

I wish I could. But I'm broke at the moment. 

 

I think this is like 2 or 3 years in a row I haven't been able to join. Next year, I promise.

 

Hope you all have fun!


Edited by Bulk VanderHooj, 26 November 2018 - 09:09 PM.


#21 whosebrian

whosebrian

    1000 Club

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 1,614 posts
  • 41 topics
  • Joined 13-December 16
  • Gender:Male
  • Country:United States

Posted 26 November 2018 - 09:21 PM

Nice threat, I'm in.



#22 usagi

usagi

    part-time roadman

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,000 posts
  • 99 topics
  • Joined 28-January 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:/bin
  • Interests:clean popola, chips and calamari, autocray, lulz archivism, post-thread analysis, elevator shenanigans
  • Country:Australia

Posted 26 November 2018 - 09:58 PM

in, I guess.



#23 Lada Laika

Lada Laika

    2K, On My Way

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,747 posts
  • 45 topics
  • Joined 05-July 15
  • Gender:Male
  • Country:United States

Posted 26 November 2018 - 10:27 PM

PM’d.

#24 Tricone RC

Tricone RC

    ow bist old butt

  • Knob Twiddlers
  • PipPipPip
  • 780 posts
  • 23 topics
  • Joined 24-September 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Hammer
  • Country:Canada

Posted 01 December 2018 - 04:04 PM

Last chance to sign up if anybody's still interested - PM me your address tonight!



#25 ghOsty

ghOsty

    ...boo

  • Members Plus
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,639 posts
  • 119 topics
  • Joined 02-July 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Minneapolis, MN
  • Country:United States
  • PSN:RitzBitz428

Posted 13 December 2018 - 07:11 PM

Sent my gift out today, hope it arrives before xmas.