Nebraska Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 turns out the national enquirer has (somehow) acquired some rather embarrassing pictures of the world's richest man. according to them: below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick a shirtless mr. bezos holding his phone in his left hand — while wearing his wedding ring. He’s wearing either tight black cargo pants or shorts — and his semi-erect manhood is penetrating the zipper of said garment. there is more: it turns out mr.pecker (owner of the national enquirer) is a trump supporter and like any other trump supporter- he hates the washington post (owned by bezos). so his point of threatening bezos to publish his "dick pick" and those other pictures was (allegedly) blackmail and extortion. oh yeah, and trump is involved because he hates bezos. and so do the saudi's. because they like trump. turns out however, bezos doesn't bend so easily. after all, he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy. then bezos made public the blackmail e-mails which throws the ball right back to the national enquirer's court. either they withdraw, or we'll be getting some dick picks by the weekend. https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Does the carpet match the drapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Dr Evil had his testicles ritualistically shaven, so yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Dammit, I'm still eating dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 what idiot tries to blackmail a billionaire, not just any billionaire but the richest man in the world, with a dick pic? fucking moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Maybe his dick is the amazon logo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
may be rude Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 maddow covered it well it sounds nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 taking Bezos and computing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Penos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Does the carpet match the drapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy. governments? what about those alphabet agencies? damn, private companies really flurish in tha usa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Does the carpet match the drapes? hahahaha . . . 'eight years old, dude' governments? what about those alphabet agencies? damn, private companies really flurish in tha usa now that Bezos owns the post, plus the fact that Amazon is doing data structuring for langley (https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/07/the-details-about-the-cias-deal-with-amazon/374632/) means that we will most likely have no more stories like this from the post: http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/articles/a-hidden-world-growing-beyond-control/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 bezos dick pic vs trump pee tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 First they came for the rich cunts, and I did not speak out because I was not a rich cunt. And everything was fine and I had a good lol about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Is there any way we can just dump both sides of this fight into the ocean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia Maybe it's all gnarled and weird and looks like Baby Mario from Mario Kart or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroscopic Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Microdick or Ron Jermey. Place your bets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia Maybe it's all gnarled and weird and looks like Baby Mario from Mario Kart or something. Do all rich powerful old dicks look like mario kart characters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batch Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 god i love the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hijexx Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 bezos doesn't bend so easily Guess we'll see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Also depends on the level of excitement, i guess. ;) Pretty nuts (huhu) considering Pecker is working with SDNY in the Stormy Daniels case. Who'd guess everything would be connected. From a, or two, pee-tapes to Stormy Daniels, US president, brutally mudered journalist, to Bezos selfies. Suddenly, the whole pizzagate nonsense sounds viable again. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Microdick or Ron Jermey. Place your bets. "trump" or "Hedgehog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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