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so, remember Conan Osíris which was a candidate for Most IDM 2018? he got into this ridiculousness and won for Portugal and now he's going to Israel... shit is bonkers...

edit: new teaser:

 

 

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Kebabvision song contest 2019

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Hahaha this is great! Would love to see this make the finals.

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the idmz will one day reign supreme

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Posted (edited)

no ridicule vocals on this ep, this deserves its own thread...

 

Edited by THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON

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nice. i had a lot of fun at this one, but to be fair it's mainly the dancer's fault

 

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Posted (edited)

nice. i had a lot of fun at this one, but to be fair it's mainly the dancer's fault

in case you're wondering about the lyrics:

 

:^)

[Verse 1]

I went to the doctor to see if it was encephalitis.
I went to the doctor to see if it was a hepatitis
But there was no solution
 
I went to the doctor to see if it was spondylitis.
I went to the doctor to see if it was tonsillitis
But there was no solution
 
And she shouted,
I will prescribe Clementia
I know you're not even going to
I even have experience
I'm not Nobel of science.
But it's in your face, you're the 100
 
100, 100
The 'without patience', the 100
The 'without patience'
Zero-one-zero-one, the 100, the 100
The 'without patience'
 
Doctor
This is but it's paranoia
I even like you as a fado singer, I think it's a jewel
Watch again
It's because I must be sick.
Make me a TAC, x-ray
Go around, it's some tooth.
 
And she shouted,
I'm so tired
You must be sucker.
I saw by the clothes and this face of ordinary
If you do not pick up the subject and do not have vocabulary
I'll tell you in math, you:
 
10 squared
25 quadrupling
Years of a past century
A folded 50
 
The 'without patience', the 100
 
It's a hell of a lot more, but I'm 100
Twice dawn, only I'm the one without
3000 years in the gorge, 4 hours without pissing
5 euros, a pie; 6 more months without singing
 
700 cushions, only I'm the 100
8 lacy bedspreads, only I'm the one without
99 punished souls
You're in the middle of the road.
I swear I even stopped.
But I do not even have the letter because I'm the one without
 
The 'without patience', the 100
The 'without patience'
The 'without patience', the 100
The 'without patience'
 
80, 90 is good, but I'm 100
Edited by THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON

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Yeah, Finland has Darude of the Sandstorm fame participating..

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Posted (edited)

very poetic

 

btw iceland's contribution is a good watch too. especially the translated interviews. at least they found their niche

Edited by flexbert

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just updated the op post with a new teaser for the semi finals... 

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Posted (edited)

He’s different ok, which I always welcome and on some level he’s even interesting but his nasal AND ‘through teeth/air throwing’ singing is just terrible, mostly because it’s constant! It’s just annoying... He needs to do something about it imo!

This e.vision track could have been much much better if the last fourth got ‘lifted up’, sung more with an opened mouth (he opened them but not enough and too short imo), with more uplifting and louder string-like sounds and be generally less weird and more gratifying.

He went full retard instead!

Edited by xox

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Posted (edited)

Australia might actually win this one thanks to the fairly decent Kate Miller-Heidke (although touch wood after that inaugural popular vote screwed us a few years ago).

Edited by Roo
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^ yes, so far Australia was the best. Obviously, mozat was an inspiration 

p.s. any other straight guy watching this? 🙂

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America really is a boring place

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not that i would follow eurovision anyways, but this year i will follow it even less because fuck israel

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Posted (edited)

He sings really sharp... like a full quarter tone.  I would have thought singing in pitch would be important in a contest for vocalists. 

Edited by Zephyr_Nova

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im boycotting this

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Everything of this is garbage

All the videos in this thread sound like the shit music every kebab store here plays all the time

Eurovision Song Contest is for retards

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33 minutes ago, dr lopez said:

im boycotting this

Same, sorry Eugene. 

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Posted (edited)

Better songs tonight

 macedonia i liked the most 

Edited by xox

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Why are Australia even in this? 

Lol, and Israel for that matter

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Posted (edited)
51 minutes ago, Soloman Tump said:

Why are Australia even in this? 

It's weird. Our prior contestants and spokespersons have all been of Asian/Indigenous heritage, so I guess they want a more Asiany country to expand Eurovision representation. Plus we kitsch very well.

eurovision has historically had a fairly big audience here.

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can't really top this tbh

 

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Posted (edited)
On 5/16/2019 at 8:29 AM, xox said:

He’s different ok, which I always welcome and on some level he’s even interesting but his nasal AND ‘through teeth/air throwing’ singing is just terrible, mostly because it’s constant! It’s just annoying... He needs to do something about it imo!

This e.vision track could have been much much better if the last fourth got ‘lifted up’, sung more with an opened mouth (he opened them but not enough and too short imo), with more uplifting and louder string-like sounds and be generally less weird and more gratifying.

He went full retard instead!

21 hours ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

He sings really sharp... like a full quarter tone.  I would have thought singing in pitch would be important in a contest for vocalists.  

u could say that about all his songs, it's his style, i also think it's ridiculous but that's the point, he kind of sings the same way traditional folklore singers do...

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