jaderpansen Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 fart jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 New Years Eve the Christmas lights are still twinkling but fading fast, the lush green tree is still pretty but somehow looking grey and boring, you're feeling fat and bloated and just want to go to bed for 48 hours and disappear into soft pillow of lovely dreams and wake up on a mountain peak where the air is fresh and life affirming like Heaven in winter time, the kaleidoscopic cornucopia of booze looks about as interesting as a cold ASDA chicken sandwich after snorting a big fat line of nice cocaine, your local pub has been taken over by a massive crowd of total fucking wankers you don't know, your local pub has been taken over by a crowd of total fucking cunts you do know but the ones you avoid as best you can throughout the year, this crowd of fake wankers and cunts are for the next few hours your best friends, but you find you are outside heaving in lungful's of fresh air trying to escape the ninth circle of Hell, you stagger home and disappear into a hard pillow of agitated dreams and wake up to the most depressing time of the year with monochrome, cold grey weather that sucks the life out of your sepia rendered soul, with nothing to look forward to until spring which seems infinite aeons away I fucking hate new years eve This is a great post, however have you considered that you're not obligated to do any of these things on New Years Eve? Perhaps what you actually hate is people, and feeling the need to conform to societies expectations of your behavior? Just do whatever the fuck you want to do on that day, and ignore what everyone else is doing, and it'll be fine. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 don't take it tooo seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 don't take it tooo seriously and that's when beerwolf became the Morrissey of WATMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 #1 everybody loves but i just dont get at all: people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 *shrugs* I just can't get wildly excited about the clock hitting 12 on the 31st December, I find it a bit odd why it's such a big thing to a lot of people. Probably because I'm an outdoor person and I find January and February harsh, cold and dark and I find it depressing. Like I said I prefer Christmas when I'm surrounded by friends and family who I love, not surrounded by numpties who rub me up the wrong way after drinking too many light ales. But yeah it was a bit of a story slightly exaggerated to make it a bit more interesting. Hey ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 sarcasm i just don't get it :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieAddison Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Sports Ice cream Pink Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Forget that pussycat Morrissey just out to prove I am as dark and evil as Pol Pot (and hate people just as badly as he did) I've always turned The Simpsons off the seconds it takes me to find and pick up the remote control and turn it off. I bet that's freaking some of you out big time. Just not for me pipsqueaks. Sorry about that. (Ohhh I must be a serial killer!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Eggs Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Dick eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Dick eggs. i no rite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 gays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 #1 everybody loves but i just dont get at all: people Actually I feel that if most people are hard pressed this would be one of their answers. People are always complaining about other sets of people and so 'people' becomes something they don't get. Ice cream this is the most surprising thing I've seen in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Sports Butts Sports butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 OPNAlmost said that but I really like Replica fuckloads of sugar in everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Actually, a real one: Holidays. Not everyone ofc, but I've come across too many people who obsessively jet off somewhere numerous times a year, and in many cases it seems like it's more an indication that their home lives are dull. Why not try and fix that, instead of forever trying to escape?. Plus the endless babble about how wonderful they are because they travel (a minority subset of the above, but a large minority) It's also a hilarious environmental blind spot. The number of people I know who fly about on weekend breaks 3-4 times a year, and then go on a climate march... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drome Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 god’s chosen ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Apple watches Ray Romano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lachesi Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 Actually, a real one: Holidays. Not everyone ofc, but I've come across too many people who obsessively jet off somewhere numerous times a year, and in many cases it seems like it's more an indication that their home lives are dull. Why not try and fix that, instead of forever trying to escape?. Plus the endless babble about how wonderful they are because they travel (a minority subset of the above, but a large minority) Yeah! Nice one, holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 dank memes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I feel bad for those who can't feel the joy of a properly dank meme. I don't like licorice or asparagus. Or raw onions/garlic. Those are some downright ugly ass flavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Ugly ass flavours are def underrated. Eww gross? More like eww good, you philistines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 A nice peaty scotch is a beautifully ugly flavor. Raw onions taste like instant diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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