Alternative sports thread

[zlemflolia]

What alternative sports do you do (as in not stuff that's regularly televised year around)

Biking?  Skateboarding?  Roller skating?  Ice skating?  Kayaking?  Rowing?  Surfing?  Paint-balling?  Weight lifting?  Pole vaulting?  Running?  Sprinting?  Speed walking?  Shooting?  Skiing?  Snowboarding?  Archery?  Skydiving?  Snorkeling?  Fishing?  Magnet fishing?

You have to tell this thread about it and if you know of any other categories please add them too, please give an autistically detailed description of this activity and the reason why you enjoy it on the phenomenological level

[Zephyr_Nova]

Preparing a well balanced meal.

[Salvatorin]

professional marathon jelqing

[YangYing]

posting on troon threads

[Lada Laika]

I saw a porno once where someone was pushing little bowling balls out of their ass and trying to hit pins a few feet away. That's the only sport I do now.

[Candiru]

Watching Salo or A Serbian Film with your relatives while wearing a banana costume. 

[dingformung]

A lot of the sports you mentioned aren't considered alternative, at least hereabouts

[YEK]

Surfing the internet

 

[Guest]

I`m a professional foosball player. 

[YEK]

2 minutes ago, plugexpert said:

I`m a professional foosball player. 

I worked with a guy a LONG time ago who had been to Las Vegas for competitive foosball. Dude was a machine...

[beerwolf]

12 hours ago, Lada Laika said:

I saw a porno once where someone was pushing little bowling balls out of their ass and trying to hit pins a few feet away. That's the only sport I do now.

flol

I thought this was an excellent topic, though it seem as the thread hasn't quite gone to plan....

 

[goDel]

On 6/29/2019 at 7:57 AM, Zeffolia said:

What alternative sports do you do (as in not stuff that's regularly televised year around)

Biking?  Skateboarding?  Roller skating?  Ice skating?  Kayaking?  Rowing?  Surfing?  Paint-balling?  Weight lifting?  Pole vaulting?  Running?  Sprinting?  Speed walking?  Shooting?  Skiing?  Snowboarding?  Archery?  Skydiving?  Snorkeling?  Fishing?  Magnet fishing?

You have to tell this thread about it and if you know of any other categories please add them too, please give an autistically detailed description of this activity and the reason why you enjoy it on the phenomenological level

You should have put the various options in alphabetic order.

There's one thing that worse than autism. And that's lazy autism.

[Braintree]

Madden NFL 19

[cwmbrancity]

 

Irl, hill walking. Cardio, views, fresh air, edibles, get away from work, family & noise, tunes optional, new routes learned, site bios, far out maaaaaan.