Limo Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, zkom said: It's Iskender kebap. They just served it so that the pita bread pieces are under the meat. It's the best döner style, imnsfho. Here's Iskender kebap I had while visiting Istanbul. For some reason that looks nowhere near as gross as the original photograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 just ate doner last night when i was drunk. goddamn delicious FUCK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 It’s more interesting than Currywurst, I did eat that three times though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary. Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear. My waistline and cranium agrees Edited January 12, 2020 by beer badger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) 59 minutes ago, beer badger said: For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary. Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear. My waistline and cranium agrees cant say i agree lol thumbass in a drunken state gets quite attracted to the doner kebab Edited January 12, 2020 by thumbass 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Yea, kebab is like the ultimate drunk food. Also for hangovers. I think even pizza comes second. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary. Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear. My waistline and cranium agrees last time I was in a standard kebab house after a night on the beer, I got started on by an angry Irish traveller. I managed to avoid fighting by apologising a lot and staying calm (outwardly)....still not sure how i avoided a beating though to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) Lol best doner I had was in Vietnam of all places. $1.50 off a street cart in Hanoi. Edited January 12, 2020 by StephenG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 hours ago, StephenG said: Lol best doner I had was in Vietnam of all places. $1.50 off a street cart in Hanoi. I had a really good döner meal in southern Azerbaijan for about 0.80e including a small Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumtron Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 1/11/2020 at 10:57 PM, danshoebridge said: Off to Berlin for a weekend (staying by Kreuzberg), should be enough time for one doner I reckon. Can anyone recommend a superior Turkish doner establishment? You should really try Mustafas Gemüse kebap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychotronic Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 A vegetarian flat mate once advised replacing the meat with chips n all trimmings, yes, a chip kebab/butty behemoth Said veggie also subsisted on Linda McCartney products range & his Sunday roast was pot-noodle + chips, fkn dick 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 2 hours ago, cwmbrancity said: A vegetarian flat mate once advised replacing the meat with chips n all trimmings, yes, a chip kebab/butty behemoth Said veggie also subsisted on Linda McCartney products range & his Sunday roast was pot-noodle + chips, fkn dick Reminds me of the time I had a vegetarian try to sell me on the whole thing while smoking cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 1:06 PM, thumbass said: thumbass in a drunken state gets quite attracted to the doner kebab After a certain incident this morning I am not sure I stand by this anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mause Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 doners are the way forward, always try an grab one when im out on the drink, its like ambrosia when yer drunk.. used to be a ketchup guy but these days its mayo and thousand island on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 lads, doner kebabs are rank as fuck. don't eat them. it's not cool or clever. get shish or shawarma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 don't listen to this bloke, he is bonkers. always grab a döner when you have the chance: it's a reliable and 100% good way of getting all the valuable nutrition, proteins, vitamins and so on and so on. Don't hesitate, don't be afraid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 be afraid. be very afraid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak of the week Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stickfigger said: maybe she was oily because of hanging around the doner kebabs and chips all the time. JUNJI ITO - GLYCERIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) Cycled past Zorbas van the other night (he's on the A4 between Slough and Maidenhead). Big pack of cunts all hanging about looking for a bit of casual violence. Bash your fucking skull in? No problem mate. There's one somewhere in Windsor as well, that was a fine place (squaddies out on the piss) to book yourself a few hours into A&E. I'm no prancing poof either, and don't look like one. Just not down with the kebab van vibe to be honest. Also I seen a cold doner kebab the next morning and the meat was covered in congealed sticky globs of sick looking white fat. Keep that heinous stuff away from me, thank you very much. Edited January 25, 2020 by beer badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
714681746476436 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 We need to ban this topic, I want a kebab every time I see it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) I once witnessed a dirty white transit van pull outside of a kebab shop. Couple of right fucking foul bastard guttersnipes got out, opened the backdoors and just picked up one of those tubes of meat and took it round the back. No it wasn't wrapped in cling film. Edited January 25, 2020 by beer badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
714681746476436 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, beer badger said: I once witnessed a dirty white transit van pull outside of a kebab shop. Couple of right fucking foul bastard guttersnipes got out, opened the backdoors and just picked up one of those tubes of meat and took it round the back. No it wasn't wrapped in cling film. I'd still eat it man, I'm a dog. "Guttersnipe" added to the vocab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Dürüm is so KVLT! my local kebab makes the most delecious ones 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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