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43 minutes ago, Brisbot said:

yeah, the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gagawatts of electricity is lightning... and what are you gonna do, catch it in a bottle? lol.

witches can do it... 

 

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3 hours ago, Hugh Mughnus said:

Hmm? Canada is close to 200 deaths

oh never mind I think I gotcha, you mean the daily death rate.

Yeah, the fact we got a quarter of those overnight is disconcerting.  We've definitely done better with reducing numbers than many countries, but it seems to me like it's still set for exponential growth in the near future, whatever the reason.  Also BC (where I am) was quite a few days behind on a lot of these public safety measures.  

3 hours ago, user said:

Although most people probably don’t wear masks for this reason I understand it might help prevent the wearer from infecting others because at least it should block tiny droplets of spit that you spread when speaking?

Yes, this.  Or if you have to cough/sneeze etc.  I think most people are unclear on that.

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didn't know reptiles could get the rona...  

 

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13 minutes ago, ignatius said:

witches can do it... 

 

This is it! This is the answer! 

Let's go Morty!

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Just now, Zephyr_Nova said:

Yeah, the fact we got a quarter of those overnight is disconcerting.  We've definitely done better with reducing numbers than many countries, but it seems to me like it's still set for exponential growth in the near future, whatever the reason.  Also BC (where I am) was quite a few days behind on a lot of these public safety measures.  

Yes, this.  Or if you have to cough/sneeze etc.  I think most people are unclear on that.

for me, wearing a mask is a reminder not to touch my face. also,  alerts other people who are perhaps more lax in their social distancing that they should stay the fuck away from me. 

 

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5 minutes ago, ignatius said:

for me, wearing a mask is a reminder not to touch my face. also,  alerts other people who are perhaps more lax in their social distancing that they should stay the fuck away from me. 

 

Lol, I got cussed out yesterday when I accidentally got too close to some lady(didn't see them in my peripheral while waiting in line around a corner, she may have gotten close to me not sure), then the lady jumped back and screamed "Get the FUCK away from me! Six feet dumb fuck!"

It was so funny. Made my day really.

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You monster!

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I have become a vessel for the coronavirus. muhuhahah

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lol.. 

 

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very nice and patient lady showing people how to wash their hands

 

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2 hours ago, ignatius said:

didn't know reptiles could get the rona...  

 

unfortunately, it seems that was a joke:

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/stephen-miller-coronavirus-hoax-tweet/

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In the best of times on Twitter, it’s still difficult to discern what is legitimate news, what is satirical trolling, what’s just a bad joke, and what is malevolent disinformation.

In a pandemic, when stories are rapidly updating, it’s downright impossible. Now, people are falling for a comedian’s tweet that White House adviser Stephen Miller has contracted coronavirus.

 

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lol

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lol

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trump, still reigning champ in dumbest  mother fucker alive contest

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Do what I say not what I do

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Trump got jokes!

 

 

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1 hour ago, Nebraska said:

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So he doesn't feel stupid hanging out with "dictators". 

"Somehow sitting in the Oval Office, behind that beautiful Resolute Desk," Trump said, indicating he thought it would be uncomfortable wearing a mask as he met with "presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens – I don’t know, somehow I don’t see it for myself."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/04/03/coronavirus-trump-wont-wear-mask-because-foreign-leader-meetings/2945378001/

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Posted (edited)

stable genius brain: "i got it. we can win them over with a joke about how i fucked models  back in the day"

dumbest motherfucker ever.  can't  wait  for him to  blame the models for being wrong.

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8 hours ago, dr lopez said:

can you save those for a different thread

oh come on dude, harmless fun. it doesn't make the situation any less serious but some light relief aint gonna hurt.

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I feel terrible for saying this but having Trump as the potus during a time like this is like the perfect storm. If someone had described this scenario to me 4 years ago I would probably have believed the pandemic bit, although in no way I would be able to comprehend the far reaching consequences, and the ways, ranging from subtle to explicit, life would be different, I would've scoffed at the idea that someone like Donald Trump would be in office, like that would be the part making this scenario unbelievable and over the top. I think his behaviour and statements go to show that any decent elected official in a time like this would defer to the governmental structures that have been around a lot longer than they have, putting a strong emphasis on Trump's idea he's leading the US rather than trying to serve it.

 

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6 hours ago, ignatius said:

for me, wearing a mask is a reminder not to touch my face. also,  alerts other people who are perhaps more lax in their social distancing that they should stay the fuck away from me. 

i asked for masks to my supervisor and he told us that: NO, no masks, cause then you'll be always trying to place it right and you end up touching your face more than without it... :facepalm:
captain also said it on an PA announcement...

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