Coronavirus COVID-19

[zero]

good news 'mericans...we might get an extra grand thanks to corona:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/addybaird/mitt-romney-1000-dollars-coronavirus-yang-ubi

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Mitt Romney Wants The Government To Give Every American Adult $1,000 During The Coronavirus Outbreak

“Every American adult should immediately receive $1,000 to help ensure families and workers can meet their short-term obligations and increase spending in the economy,” a press release from Romney said Monday. “Congress took similar action during the 2001 and 2008 recessions. While expansions of paid leave, unemployment insurance, and SNAP benefits [the program formally known as food stamps] are crucial, the check will help fill the gaps for Americans that may not quickly navigate different government options.”

 

[pcock]

im feeling not sick anyway but my lungs are still tickly. im not going back to work now anyway. fuck boris johnson. just gonna stay in the flat and work on piano stuff until there is better information.

[dingformung]

24 minutes ago, MIXL2 said:

FINLAND HAS 5 TIMES LESS CASES THAN US AND THEY SHUT DOWN WHAT TF IS GOING ON SWEDEN

ALSO TRUMP SAYING 5 MONTHS LOCKDOWN HOLY FUCK

But if Sweden keeps businesses running a few days longer it means lots of profits for some people. And be honest, what's more important, profits (your own) or human lives (not your own)?

[Nil]

29 minutes ago, d-a-m-o said:

just to be clear, that pseudo french lockdown is once again an half assed measure. Blue collars can't work from home and there's loads of them in France, we gonna spread this shit like wild fire...

I bet the 15 days are going to be extended. I wouldn't be surprised as well if Macron had actually downplayed what the law will enforce within the next 24h, can't help thinking that it'll be much more restrictive than announced on TV. So that the Government will be the "bad cop" here.

Edited March 16, 2020 by Nil

[ignatius]

32 minutes ago, cichlisuite said:

You know I just hope the vulture advisors of the 'elites' will not come up with an idea to push some shady agendas while we're all preoccupied with this.... I mean it's like a perfect storm...

you mean like ending encryption and stuff?

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/5/21162983/congress-senate-earn-it-act-lindsey-graham-richard-blumenthal-section-230-encryption-bill-proposed

 

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A draft of the EARN IT Act circulated in late January, and it was met with alarm by privacy advocates and some tech companies. The draft bill gave the committee wide latitude to make rules governing online platforms, and it gave the Justice Department substantial influence over the committee. It was widely seen as an attack on encryption since the “best practices” could include a backdoor giving law enforcement access to users’ private conversations. Attorney General William Barr has previously pushed Apple to unlock phones for criminal investigations and urged Facebook to delay implementing end-to-end encryption on its messaging apps

 

[zkom]

So things getting locked down in Finland. Borders closing for non-residents. Gatherings of more than 10 people banned. Schools, libraries, museums closing. Basically all 70+ years old told to self-quarantine and visits to nursing homes banned.

Renewed my Netflix subscription after a few months of break. Thinking about finally buying a Nintendo Switch.

There's gonna be a fuckton of bedroom studio albums released after a few weeks of this, lemme tell ya.

[ooqpoo]

1 hour ago, Gocab said:

Oh boy, that might turn out messy

Even without the coronavirus 

[may be rude]

raising awareness works. this is a job for us shit posters. when people realize what is happening, they care. there are number of things many people just don't know. helping people realize what's going on earlier than they otherwise would have has a profound impact, because of the exponential spread. 

 

cool animated thing on this wapo page illustrates exponential spread, and there are a few different versions of it. one with no intervention, one with wuhan-style forced quarantine, and one with 75% of the population practicing social distancing

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/?fbclid=IwAR3ziPtGzrs_RQTXxBSVm3bQeZSgYECuAvOOkopy9uiG0EhO2E38TCvmrEA

Edited March 16, 2020 by very honest

[Alcofribas]

only jacking off will stop this im afraid

[zero]

fuck toilet paper, has anyone checked in on the world's booze supply? only half joking here. 

[user]

After lots of selfish dicked umming and ahing decided to call in sick today after finishing work. Dry cough, weird lungs/throat, shortness of breath and the occasional shivers and hot flashes. Against my expectations my employer seems to be willing to try to work out some financial support at least even though I’m on a zero hour contract. We have a lot of older customers so I couldn’t keep working with a clear conscious. My brother will protect and further curate my porn collection and has offered to foster the modular after my inevitable demise. 
 

Was a bit concerning how many people I heard coughing today, almost all of them the same dry cough. Like others said, it’s going to be a interesting few weeks. 
 

Was happy to hear that Dutch coffeeshops will be allowed to continue to sell weed from pick up counters. I only vape a couple times a week and still had a small stash but was really feeling for all those poor souls who are used to smoking daily. 

[YangYing]

9 minutes ago, Alcofribas said:

only jacking off will stop this im afraid

IM DOING MY PART

[auxien]

11 minutes ago, Alcofribas said:

only jacking off will stop this im afraid

we’ve prepared for this for most of our lives men and women. let’s get to it 

[Rubin Farr]

 

[auxien]

I’m in Louisiana, state is shutting down bars, restaurants, (delivery/take out will still be available where applicable at least) casinos and movie theaters for almost a month...they announced approximately the same for schools last week. 

[Roo]

Australian scientists have investigated the blood markers which identify the body's immune system response capacity, which would project the mildness or severity of a patient's outlook, and therefore how to graft a potential vaccine for a majority of patients or gauge how long that newborn immunity may last. They tested samples before, during and after from an early Wuhan-visiting Australian.

[Enthusiast]

 

[Hugh Mughnus]

Wtf lol

[prdctvsm]

Wtf lol

[Rubin Farr]

lol

 

[Amen Warrior]

That's me officially working from home for the foreseeable lads.

[pcock]

Truthers are out in force already

 

Things that make you think. COVID19.
Wonder why this stuff isn’t all over the news right now.... Does anyone know anything about this?

“Right before corona virus came...

CEO of disney stepped down

CEO of Tinder, Hinge, OKcupid, Match all stepped down

CEO of Hulu stepped down

CEO of MedMen stepped down

CEO of L brands like Victoria Secret bath and body works stepped down

CEO of Salesforce's stepped down

CEO of Harley Davidson stepped down

CEO of IBM stepped down

CEO of T Mobile stepping down

CEO of LinkedIn stepping down

CEO of Mastercard is stepping down

And soooooo many more, but let's just stick with these that are most know about.

Weird they stepped down right before "Corona Virus scare" almost like they all knew it was coming

Following it stocks seen their biggest crash in recorded history, worse than great depression

Conspiracy or Coincidence
You decide.

This morning, at 4:30AM, our Prime Minister was served a criminal indictment by the US for corporate & financial crimes. Media owners were instructed to historically brainwash everyone that PM has Corona Virus with his wife and that they wont be leaving their house for a while.

Tom Hanks was arrested 48hrs ago for Pedophilia and he is currently being kept in a Hotel room in Australia refusing to fly back to USA. Next celebrity arrests will be Celion Dion, Madonna, Charley Barkley, Kevin Spacey - all will claim Corona virus infections.

Italy's airports have been completely shut down as over 80 of Vatican and financial officials have been served same criminal indictments for financial crime, pedophilia, child trafficking and sex abuse.

United Emirates have completed mass arrests of their own Royal Family & affiliates.

Convicted Hollywood rapist Harvey Weinstein agreed to a deal in exchange for his testimony against hundreds of top Hollywood celebrities and their involvement in the drug business, pedophilia and child trafficking. Instead of 55 year sentence, he only received 23y sentence. In exchange, he provided testimonies against some of the biggest & most powerful names including Prince Andrew of UK, former president Bill Clinton, former vice president Joe Biden, Tom Hanks, Oprah, Ellen DeGenerous, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Sheen, Bob Saget, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Steven Spielberg, Podesta, NXIVM and PIZZAGATE sex trafficking clubs, and hundreds of more who all were directly involved with Jeffrey Epstein. In exchange of Jeffrey Epstein's testimony, he was allowed to make a deal and have his suicide in prison faked.

CEOs of some major world corporations have been indicted/arrested and some forced to resign all in the last 30-60 days, such as CEO of NBA, Harley Davidson, Gates Foundation, Intel, McDonald's, Cesar Awards, Vatican Chief of Police, Disney..etc Approximately 700-800 more resignations are coming in the next 3 months.

Lab-created Corona Virus is a cover up for mass mandatory vaccination agenda, as well a covert US Intelligence operation that the world has ever seen and this mass 158,000 arrest operation will remove & capture the biggest evil & corrupted politicians, celebrities and CEOs including global elites and bankers such as George Soros, UN officials, founders of GRETA INC.

Trump will win 2020 elections and arrests of former US presidents will occur in early 2021. All major arrests will be covered by media as an accident or conspiracy theory. All arrested individuals will be given "Rommel Death" meaning choice between suicide/accidental death in return for assurances that his/her reputation will remain intact, or face criminal trial that would result in public disgrace.

Some top religious leaders will be arrested or forced to resign, some will get "Sick" suddenly. Vatican will be the first and the Pope will be removed in 2020. Production of human extracted Adrenochrome will be revealed and Hollywood and Vatican will be directly responsible for it.

Coming up there will be a 2 month complete shut down of the worlds most common operations such as schools, stock exchange, some Banks, airports, shipping, travel, events, galas, expos, sport games, sport championships, music award ceremonies, NBA/NHL/Baseball games, ship cruises including food shortage and staged electricity power loss. Gas prices will go down, food costs will go up, insurance will go up, Gold/silver stocks will fall, many corporations will either bankrupt or take a significant financial loss such as whats about to happen to Air Canada, Disney and Coca Cola. H5N1 bird flu will be intentionally released this week out of China.

Welcome to the greater awakening. Whats about to happen this summer/fall will change the world's history.

— Barrie Mcculloch

[ignatius]

gonna be fine.. just fine

 

[Rubin Farr]

4 minutes ago, pcock said:

Truthers are out in force already

 

Things that make you think. COVID19.
Wonder why this stuff isn’t all over the news right now.... Does anyone know anything about this?

“Right before corona virus came...

CEO of disney stepped down

CEO of Tinder, Hinge, OKcupid, Match all stepped down

CEO of Hulu stepped down

CEO of MedMen stepped down

CEO of L brands like Victoria Secret bath and body works stepped down

CEO of Salesforce's stepped down

CEO of Harley Davidson stepped down

CEO of IBM stepped down

CEO of T Mobile stepping down

CEO of LinkedIn stepping down

CEO of Mastercard is stepping down

And soooooo many more, but let's just stick with these that are most know about.

Weird they stepped down right before "Corona Virus scare" almost like they all knew it was coming

Following it stocks seen their biggest crash in recorded history, worse than great depression

Conspiracy or Coincidence
You decide.

This morning, at 4:30AM, our Prime Minister was served a criminal indictment by the US for corporate & financial crimes. Media owners were instructed to historically brainwash everyone that PM has Corona Virus with his wife and that they wont be leaving their house for a while.

Tom Hanks was arrested 48hrs ago for Pedophilia and he is currently being kept in a Hotel room in Australia refusing to fly back to USA. Next celebrity arrests will be Celion Dion, Madonna, Charley Barkley, Kevin Spacey - all will claim Corona virus infections.

Italy's airports have been completely shut down as over 80 of Vatican and financial officials have been served same criminal indictments for financial crime, pedophilia, child trafficking and sex abuse.

United Emirates have completed mass arrests of their own Royal Family & affiliates.

Convicted Hollywood rapist Harvey Weinstein agreed to a deal in exchange for his testimony against hundreds of top Hollywood celebrities and their involvement in the drug business, pedophilia and child trafficking. Instead of 55 year sentence, he only received 23y sentence. In exchange, he provided testimonies against some of the biggest & most powerful names including Prince Andrew of UK, former president Bill Clinton, former vice president Joe Biden, Tom Hanks, Oprah, Ellen DeGenerous, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Sheen, Bob Saget, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Steven Spielberg, Podesta, NXIVM and PIZZAGATE sex trafficking clubs, and hundreds of more who all were directly involved with Jeffrey Epstein. In exchange of Jeffrey Epstein's testimony, he was allowed to make a deal and have his suicide in prison faked.

CEOs of some major world corporations have been indicted/arrested and some forced to resign all in the last 30-60 days, such as CEO of NBA, Harley Davidson, Gates Foundation, Intel, McDonald's, Cesar Awards, Vatican Chief of Police, Disney..etc Approximately 700-800 more resignations are coming in the next 3 months.

Lab-created Corona Virus is a cover up for mass mandatory vaccination agenda, as well a covert US Intelligence operation that the world has ever seen and this mass 158,000 arrest operation will remove & capture the biggest evil & corrupted politicians, celebrities and CEOs including global elites and bankers such as George Soros, UN officials, founders of GRETA INC.

Trump will win 2020 elections and arrests of former US presidents will occur in early 2021. All major arrests will be covered by media as an accident or conspiracy theory. All arrested individuals will be given "Rommel Death" meaning choice between suicide/accidental death in return for assurances that his/her reputation will remain intact, or face criminal trial that would result in public disgrace.

Some top religious leaders will be arrested or forced to resign, some will get "Sick" suddenly. Vatican will be the first and the Pope will be removed in 2020. Production of human extracted Adrenochrome will be revealed and Hollywood and Vatican will be directly responsible for it.

Coming up there will be a 2 month complete shut down of the worlds most common operations such as schools, stock exchange, some Banks, airports, shipping, travel, events, galas, expos, sport games, sport championships, music award ceremonies, NBA/NHL/Baseball games, ship cruises including food shortage and staged electricity power loss. Gas prices will go down, food costs will go up, insurance will go up, Gold/silver stocks will fall, many corporations will either bankrupt or take a significant financial loss such as whats about to happen to Air Canada, Disney and Coca Cola. H5N1 bird flu will be intentionally released this week out of China.

Welcome to the greater awakening. Whats about to happen this summer/fall will change the world's history.

— Barrie Mcculloch

I'm telling you, they're underneath the Denver airport!

https://www.9news.com/mobile/article/travel/denver-international-airport/denver-international-airport-dia-den-conspiracy-theories/73-f5e1818e-d799-41e2-8614-623cd1e33c39

[YangYing]

6 minutes ago, pcock said:

founders of GRETA INC.