prdctvsm Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 will your bunker have one of those submarine style clamshell doors that opens at the top so you exit vertically like popping out through a hole? if so, then i volunteer to stand on top it so you can't get out until it's safe 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I do hope @Joyrexhas rented some extra server capacity. WATMM is going to get a little workout, I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 52 minutes ago, Mesh Gear Fox said: why would you want to survive the apocalypse tho. i want to say all this hysteria is unwarranted, and it is in the sense that the coronavirus is incredibly overhyped. but the fears about our future are real! Ozzy, right. Yeah, you guys are doing pretty OK down under. Nice and warm weather keeps the virus at bay a bit. If you want to understand the hype though, try to imagine living in Italy right now. Doesn't look unwarranted when your healthcare system is like a war zone, does it? Hey BCM, please dig a whole deep enough to reach Down under. The current climate is more friendly down there. We should all drink some coronas on the other side! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 9 hours ago, user said: Yeah, I wanna be in this underground fart chamber as well. I’m specialised in processing fried and raw onions (resulting in surprisingly diverse timbres and bouquets by the way), sambal, satay sauce and various dairy products (You will witness the horns of Jericho, smellwise a bit bland a predictable but you will never grow tired of my rectal symphony, many friends consider it a guilty pleasure). I’m not into the short, sharp, hot stuff. (mouldy cheese that’s not supposed to be, many types of cabbage and tofu) so don’t invite me if that’s what you’re hoping to get out of me. It’s too dangerous and I end up in a fetal position rocking back and forth hoping to relax my cramped bowels while constantly having to pull out the stinging crumpled cotton from my angry white hot crevice. Man, on the way to work yesterday evening. I was in a Tesco at the self service and I let a h o t o n e drop. There was a chinese couple at the one next to me and the dude fucking booked it. The woman stayed to scan their items but started coughing through her mask and waving her hand in front of her face. The tesco guy came over and started spraying air freshener. This shit musta spread through the atmosphere at light speed because he was over the other side of the store. This is when I looked around surprised and the chinese woman locked eyes with me and wafted her hand in her face again and I suddenly frowned and reacted like it had just reached me. I was very pleased by all this. Anyway, let me in your fucking bunker @BCM 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mesh Gear Fox said: but the healthcare system is like a war zone in a large part because of the hype, from the media and also people's own personal hysteria. if coverage had taken a less panicked tone, people would be less panicked. Euh? No. Not even going to bother arguing with that to be honest. Please inform yourself. The information is out there. Take care. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soloman Tump Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) Can I build a bunker next door to yours, and I'll play noise music 24/7 at 140db 150db. When you get really fed up, you can pop over to bang on the door. Edited March 13, 2020 by Soloman Tump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, hello spiral said: Man, on the way to work yesterday evening. I was in a Tesco at the self service and I let a h o t o n e drop. There was a chinese couple at the one next to me and the dude fucking booked it. The woman stayed to scan their items but started coughing through her mask and waving her hand in front of her face. The tesco guy came over and started spraying air freshener. This shit musta spread through the atmosphere at light speed because he was over the other side of the store. This is when I looked around surprised and the chinese woman locked eyes with me and wafted her hand in her face again and I suddenly frowned and reacted like it had just reached me. I was very pleased by all this. Anyway, let me in your fucking bunker @BCM Beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 spiral get in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 WATMM Fart Chamber 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 WATMM Dank Chamber, 19 COVIDfield Lane, Wuhan Wasteland Ring the 320 MP3 hatchbell for non-urgent enquiries. The 24 bit WAV bell for emergencies. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enthusiast Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Wuhan Buttchamber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Gocab said: WATMM Fart Chamber 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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khov Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 For your information, the gig in berlin tonite with Jan St Werner (+ Pita among guests) is cancelled (for public) BUT they're doing a livestream event instead via FB &/or YouTube : https://ausland.berlin/fiepblatter-catalogue-jan-st-werner-guests 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Well well well. I just hijacked a tractor trailer truck that was hauling about 150 kilos of these bad boys. That should sort this out real quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Best not let me in because I'd drink your entire booze stash within a few hours Edited March 14, 2020 by beer badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Gimp Fuck Fest Fantasy You are all locked up in the bunker. One man has the key. You have all drunk the sleepy wine. There is no escape. Where you gonna go? Well me I'm well wise. I don't get in no mans bunker. Me and The Great Gwarnuu will fix the spell to set you free. Moaning like trapped fucking goats. Edited March 14, 2020 by beer badger 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alcofribas Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Any member asking to be in there instead of suggesting synths to bring isn’t worth keeping. with that in mind i suggest a sequential circuits pro-one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 6:42 AM, hello spiral said: Man, on the way to work yesterday evening. I was in a Tesco at the self service and I let a h o t o n e drop. There was a chinese couple at the one next to me and the dude fucking booked it. The woman stayed to scan their items but started coughing through her mask and waving her hand in front of her face. The tesco guy came over and started spraying air freshener. This shit musta spread through the atmosphere at light speed because he was over the other side of the store. This is when I looked around surprised and the chinese woman locked eyes with me and wafted her hand in her face again and I suddenly frowned and reacted like it had just reached me. I was very pleased by all this. Anyway, let me in your fucking bunker @BCM One time I was shopping in a home improvement store and a guy pushing a stroller rolled up near me after I let a gust of swampy ass smog escape from betwixt my cheeks. It made him lean down and check if his baby shit his diaper, and the confused expression on his face when he emerged without solid evidence has been ingrained in my memory, because I knew this was the mark I wanted to leave on this Earth. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Did anyone bring a bottle opener? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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