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5 hours ago, Candiru said:

One time I was shopping in a home improvement store and a guy pushing a stroller rolled up near me after I let a gust of swampy ass smog escape from betwixt my cheeks. It made him lean down and check if his baby shit his diaper, and the confused expression on his face when he emerged without solid evidence has been ingrained in my memory, because I knew this was the mark I wanted to leave on this Earth. 

I'm gonna tattoo this into my asshole

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shit is probably going to get locked down in UK in next 2-3 weeks. no bars, restaurants etc will be allowed to open. so we'll all be stuck at home internetting like mad... get in this bunker whilst there's still time! going to have to batten down the hatches soon and not let anybody else in.

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* washes hands *

* slaps spirals right cheeks hard enough it's glowing red *

* washes hands again *

* opens bottle with "bottle-opener" *

 

next time i'll use teh bat

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33 minutes ago, Mesh Gear Fox said:

inform myself about what? that the media is having a field day with this and they're very much responsible for the state of panic? i'm not saying it's not serious, deadly, or worth worrying about. but the coverage has been apocalyptic despite the facts showing that it is not the end of the world.

Inform yourself about the (known) facts. Don't bs this into some nonsense argument about *the media*, *coverage* or this so-called *panic*. Please point me towards this so-called "end of the world" hyperbole coverage. Because I haven't seen it.

And yes, "the media" is imperfect. Especially in a context where the situation can change hugely on a daily basis. But that's no proof for hospitals being full because of people panicking. I'd expect those hysterical people to be in mental wards, btw. Not in hospitals. 

And if I still have your attention, would you consider the WHO (or their public statements, if you will) also responsible for this so-called state of panic? What have they said which could cause panic? Why? What's your take on their public statements? Or did you just blurb shit in this thread without an actual idea about what the WHO has been saying?

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18 minutes ago, Mesh Gear Fox said:

i didn't say the hospitals are bad because of media hysteria, just it has contributed to it.

Not exclusively but:

On 3/13/2020 at 11:28 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

the healthcare system is like a war zone in a large part because of the hype, from the media and also people's own personal hysteria.

No, I don't think hospitals being over capacity is "in large part" due to the same mechanism that causes morons to raid supermarkets for toilet paper.

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Don't they say the survivors of a nuclear war will envy the dead?

Trapped in a man cave that stinks of putrefied farts of digested tinned salmon and sardines and washed down daily with a bucket of Moonshine? And with BOC on repeat? (that stands for Bunker Of Cock) While looking at you Dastardly Scroats?!!

Quite frankly I'd prefer risking a massive dose of this virus, have a week at home, locked in the house with Porn Hub. Probably get some drugs, so I can wank even more furiously and further than any man has done before.

I will never enter the Bunker Of Cock!!

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sorry beer badger you're too much of a loose cannon to be allowed in anyway. by all means hang around the entrance ranting at people though.

 

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4 hours ago, BCM said:

sorry beer badger you're too much of a loose cannon to be allowed in anyway. by all means hang around the entrance ranting at people though.

 

us watching Beer Badger rant around the entrance from the bunker 

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