Jody Dark
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i still dont know how to turn avatars off
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yup. i just googled it. its bad
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does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing
now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off
Just smoke a couple pissarettes and you're good to go. lol
new developments on that front which i have not announced until now. i hadnt pieced this together until recently, but when i discovered the wet clothing, it had no odor what so ever. i had just assumed i had pissed my pants, but now im starting to think, giving as i could have just peed anywhere in a bush, that i quite possibly passed out holding a beer lying down, and it poured out all over me. this also explains why my clothing was so fucking wet. now, if this is true, its obviously less gross than smoking piss, however smoking alcohol is probably a awful idea, possibly deadly even, i dont know, i havent googled it yet. this would also explain why i felt so fucked up the next day, heart palpitations, chest pains, anxiety, blood rushes to the head, etc. tell your friends!
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does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing
now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off
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does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing
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recently downloaded half life classic to play online. havent played it in like 15 years. its still really fun. anyone wanna play me?
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my cat can play all along the watchtower. nobody tell anyone, or the CIA will come
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tonight i met a stranger who invited me to a party. we all chilled out and played the cocaine margarita blues. on my walk home, i got a text asking if i wanted to do the sex. makes me feel hot as shit. i explained that im not bisexual. were going to an electronic show next weekend. life is horrible.
The Ig Nobel Prizes are amazing
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the more doritos i eat, the fatter i get