Bechuga

My book is free again, knock yourself out: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IDVR0ME

"I'm not suicidal / I'm just bored!"

Pigeonholes are for pigeons yo

Sunken Foal really is awesome

My kingdom for a kingdom

Wait a minute, you're meant to go to the doctor if you have a cold? Really? Since when?

Reading: Eating Dicks by Your Mom

Now I understand why artists refuse to confirm what they're working on: when you change your mind, everything you say sounds like a lie --____--

Veni, vidi, vici mothereffers

Show how much you care. Give a fuck.

Had some expensive crumpets. They were SHIT. Stick to Warbutons in future.

Voted most likely to get no votes

I resolve to beat Soukyu Gurentai. Eventually! Might take me years!

Syro vinyl on the doorstep? NOICE

My CD drive doesn't like Coheed and Cambria :¬

My spine itches

Fun Facts: 95% of my novel readership appears to be women

Qobuz is such an awesome site

TWO new Periphery albums? Delivered on a Sunday?! God does exist!!

My book is free for a few more hours if you like digital tomes. Go here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IDVR0ME?*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Ironic: re-issuing the Guided by Voices back catalogue in 24 bit wav

My new laptop has a 17" touchscreen. So this is the future I heard about!

  

Don't put all your eggs in one cloud

OK, the wait is over, you can all go home now, carry on with your lives