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Most Overrated Musician: Damon Che

read my lips

*Spends an hour on phone* Ugh, this film makes no sense. What's it about? *Goes back to phone*

AE_LIVE Bognor Regis 2.21 min

Subscribed to New Scientist, now I can read and be smot

Shake what ya momma gave ya *shakes his plaid pyjamas and bag of Haribo*

Hollowed? More like Hallowed: gonna be revering this one for ages

From this day forth, I swear off collabs forever. Other people are worthless! Do it yourself or not at all.

Tom Clancy's The Derision

A Moon Shaped Poo

Favourite headline: "Government memo demanding end to Brexit leaks is leaked"

Mouldy Fanfare never gets old

I have plans for those millions and it ain't for fuckin' sandwiches

Will sell the Touched Autechre sticker for £50 cash

I like it when magazines rate an album Album of the Week and it has a 3/5 score, then another album in the same section has a 5/5.

I like it when magazines rate an album Album of the Week and it has a 3/5 score, then another album in the same section has a 5/5.