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I was in high school circa 2001, sitting in my best frineds room. after smoking a joint he puts on 'vi scose poise'. and i'm like
my jaw fell off and I had to pick it back up to ask "whhat is this?". I've never heard rhythm like that. He looked at me and laughed a little saying 'aw tek er'. Then puts on 'Rae' and I fell in love. like that.
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Bought $60 worth of shatter at a dispensary and got to spin a wheel. I won an 8th for a penny.
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havent slept in 26 hours
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CIRCLONT6A (Syrobonkus Mix) is the best track on syro followed by the rest of therm
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are ufo's IDM?
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forgot about this one.
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Cheetah EP
in Aphex Twin
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what a great day. woke up to new aphex twin.