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    What TV series are you watching at moment?

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    Yeah, Red Dwarf was pretty much one of my favourite series as a kid, remember being weirdly impressed / confused with thewhole Rimmer having to have his quota of sex to survive thing. It blew my mind at the time lol. Also really loved the intro scenes / music compilation, always got me pumped.

     

    Haven't watched it since the late 80s but I could imagine it being quite dated nowadays.

     

    I did recently revisit Young Ones, which has become VERY fucking dated, same goes for Bottom.

     

    I don't think bottom is too dated really. It's still fucking funny and gets me every time I watch it. It was my inspiration for last year's haloween costume.

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    stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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    Just to add insult to injury, the cashier lady slammed my 12 pack of Coke on the counter four times for no apparent reason. Now every can is an accident waiting to happen.

     

    Hahah!

     

    I swear this bitch has it out for me every time I end up in her line. I don't know what I did, but she's holding onto it with all her check-out clerk angst. One time I brought my own plastic bags instead of economy ones, since I didn't have any on hand, and she's all like "excuse me, I'm not touching these, you need to do it," as if I urinate in my plastic bags but never in the economy ones.

     

    I don't think I've been somewhere where the cashier packs the bags for you. I'm usually quite capable anyhow.

    Write something random

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    So it is time for the coming of maybe another day. What, tomorrow??? No such thing I hear you say. Well you are right as there isn't a thing which is tomorrow any more as you've already talked about it and now it's the past's doings. When you get there I will meet you in the place in your head where you think only you go. No buses in this life and time doesn't wait for you so hop on. Hop I said, NOT JUMP. Jumping is overrated and the ground is still here being upon the mantle which we reside which, as an estimate, will cost just under £5k to get above this into the black abyss upon thick string sold in 4 metre lengths. Anyway, too much depth is been given previously in the time you have wasted in concocting your money saving ideas for world domination. The paper wields the truth to which we need to think, not reside upon. Righteous thinking among small men who watch 30 minute videos and think they know all will herd us into this black hole of which we all for one seek. We will get there my brothers.

     

    Speak soon!

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