pay for your porn please

[triachus]

why don't they learn a thing or two from the music industry then?

 

the thing where musicians still get some money from, is touring and giving concerts

 

 

so pornstars should do a fuck tour

 

 

Stoya & Sasha Grey's Fucktour 2010.

 

even if they ask 500$ per fuck, there will still be many guys a day willing to do

 

wich will easily give them a few thousand dollars a day

 

make the tour last 3 months = big moneys

 

problem solved

This is a fucking brilliant/mad/hilarious idea. Too bad so many laws, at least in Americky, would absolutely prohibit this. I mean, Steve-O got arrested and had to go to court over stapling his scrotum to his inner thigh at a live show in Louisianna--and that's probably the most liberal state in the Union! I know Rammstein limit their US shows because first, the pyro was a problem, but then, Till faux-buttfucking a gimped out Flake with a dildo that sprayed liquor didn't fly to well either. Marilyn Manson did the same thing. I would totally buy a bulldog attorney to argue something like, "ladies and gentlemen, these were merely cylinders of a petroleum-derived nature. I say, I say--were any of you arrested today when you grasped your gear shift today in the public streets for all to see? How about when the bus driver grabs that plastic cylinder suggestively and yanks it to open the folding door?" and so on....

 

Well, maybe they shouldn't fuck as a live show on a stage? Perhaps they should bring some sort of big-ass 1800's style brothel house on wheels 1 pornstar in every room

[OneToThirtySix]

watching porn makes you famous

Substantiate or STFU; I've been watching years of the stuff and I'm still a nobody. Should I switch to alternative porn?

 

edit; Also, porn piracy PSA is bullshit. I pay for my internet already, so as long as somebody else pays for the membership and posts the highlights, I feel no shame.