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Kilgore Trout

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  1. it's so good it fucked up your other records?

     

    pwn

    i didn't understand what was happening, so i contacted my local colundi representative. 'marty' then told me to take a closer look at the side c/d record that came in the white sleeve. i was reassured that the equatorial menstruation was new, cutting edge, bio-audible colundi technologies that would release a toxic musk into the air... destroying all clear records within a 23m diameter.

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    edit: any1 else get a bleeder?

  2. 'The Aphex Twin Cheetah EP uses digital sound generation techniques combined with wave sequencing technology to bring you sounds with movement and depth rarely found on records today.

    To assure that your Cheetah EP will give you many years of enjoyment, please be sure to read the owners manual carefully before attempting to operate the Cheetah EP.

    If you wish to experiment and create some sounds of you own, first try editing some sounds we've already made for you, before attempting to create a patch from scratch.

    We sincerely hope that having battled through the programming of the Cheetah EP, you have not become familiar with the exeptional potential of this record.

    Have fun programming, and if you create any superb patches and tones which you feel deserve to be appreciated by other Cheetah EP buyers, send a MIDI System Exclusive Dump of them, on a disc to us at WARP and if we also think they are superb, you could be rewarded for your efforts. Try Us!'

  3. Baltimore TV Station Evacuated After Bomb Threat

    http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2016/04/28/baltimore-tv-station-evacuation-after-bomb-threat/

     

    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/reports-man-walks-into-baltimore-tv-station-claiming-he-has-a-bomb/158036506

    "...He talked to me and was wearing what appears to be a full body white panda suit, surgical mask and sunglasses. He had a flash drive, said he had information he wanted to get on the air..."

     

    "The man was wearing a hedgehog onesie when he walked into the TV station."

     

    Hedgehog or Panda hoodie? the situation is ongoing & just to chaotic to tell. a robot has been dispatched to bleeding boy now...

  4. Dearly beloved

    We are gathered here today

    2 get through this thing called life

     

    Electric word life

    It means forever and that's a mighty long time

    But I'm here 2 tell u

    There's something else

    The afterworld

     

    A world of never ending happiness

    U can always see the sun, day or night

     

    So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills

    U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright

    Instead of asking him how much of your time is left

    Ask him how much of your mind, baby

     

    'Cuz in this life

    Things are much harder than in the afterworld

    In this life

    You're on your own

    i was at ihop yesterday morning and lets go crazy started playing on their speakers just as i walked in. weird.

  5. i was all around downtown la skating yesterday & saw many people smoking joints while walking down the street. one young man even had a camera crew filming him as he walked down 7th street, smoking his drugs like a madman. if only they had the decency of every bum with a tent on skid row / freeway-bridge. hotbox that shit like a gentleman.. ur really gonna walk around, wind blowing all crazy n shit, smoking that joint you just carefully rolled. shame.

  6. 'HEY KID... like what you see?'

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    meanwhile, our hero trains his hardest back on roshi island.

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    will he be lush enough in time to defeat the evil that waits ahead?

    find out next time on IDMZ!

  7. almost done reading Hyperion by Dan Simmons. just finished the detectives chapter and holy-moley i feel like an idiot for leaving this on the shelf for so many years. anybody here read The Terror? any other simmons recommendations?

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