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    stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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    ok, better and serious solution.

     

     

    save up some money for a holiday and try and find a tantric sex course holiday something or other. there must be loads dotted about in hippie places


     

     

     

     

    I'm shit in bed

     

    you probably just need some practice. go out with an older woman for a while :happy:

     

     

    hmmm so what you're saying is, he should date a mature woman purely for the purpose of learning sex tricks.

     

    then dump them so he can go and use the tricks on younger and therefore more attractive women.

     

    is that what you mean? your posts are really starting to make you look like a raging misogynist lala.

     

     

    When on here i generally have my tongue stuck in my cheek.

     

    But the truth is i actually was with a lady 13 years my senior for 6 years and would have stayed with her for ever if it worked out. I actually am a pro feminist, pro equality, hippie loving, liberal minded nice bloke. I love women and try to understand them as best as i can. I would never be with someone purely for this reason unless it was mutual.

     

    Im about as far away from a misogynist as i can get, sorry if i actually come across like that.

     

     

    can i get back to the lols now

     

     

    so you'll be glad that i pointed it out, lest you look like a sexist knob when nothing could be further from the truth .

     

    i'd also like to point out that for various reasons (that I won't go into) i can identify a lie even in writing.

     

    carry on. :emotawesomepm9:

     

     

    what am i lying about?

    stupid first world problems you're dealing with

    in General Banter

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    I'm shit in bed

     

    you probably just need some practice. go out with an older woman for a while :happy:

     

     

    hmmm so what you're saying is, he should date a mature woman purely for the purpose of learning sex tricks.

     

    then dump them so he can go and use the tricks on younger and therefore more attractive women.

     

    is that what you mean? your posts are really starting to make you look like a raging misogynist lala.

     

     

    When on here i generally have my tongue stuck in my cheek.

     

    But the truth is i actually was with a lady 13 years my senior for 6 years and would have stayed with her for ever if it worked out. I actually am a pro feminist, pro equality, hippie loving, liberal minded nice bloke. I love women and try to understand them as best as i can. I would never be with someone purely for this reason unless it was mutual.

     

    Im about as far away from a misogynist as i can get, sorry if i actually come across like that.

     

     

    can i get back to the lols now

    stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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    My advice would be take up yoga. loads of nice women people do it, and its good for clearing shit out of your head. if i would have taken it up early i would be very grateful now (i started at 30). having something healthy around you is good. partying, drugs, sex is all good fun, but needs balance with healthy food and exercise else (i) burn out.

    stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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    get one of them swipe keyboards then - the predictive on mine, i might as well just press space and let android talk for me

     

    Lol the same time that would be great to see you again Continue Shopping and entertainment venues in the UK and Overseas and I will move to getting a deposit on it asap and send it to the Gumtree team of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed to the faceplate colour and I'll get them ordered asap and send it to the Gumtree team of the individual or entity.

     

     

    See what I mean. Unmistakably a post by me

    What are you consuming right now?

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    theres something really special about it. whereas something like chase has a deep plummy creaminess about it, this has a sorta energetic zing going through it, which really works with the elderflower tonic and limes. its really good.

     

    i buy from places like https://www.masterofmalt.com/as you cant buy it in the shop.

     

    me and a friend did 'the gin experiment' which consisted of buying lots of different gin to see which made the best G&T. This was deemed the winner. - basically i just bought all the gins which had one awards each year, this had a gold medal a year ago.

     

     

    we tried - beefeater 24 (not bad for the price), gordons (yuck), portabello, sipsmiths, chase, chase ltd, chase gin vodka, adnams (tastes like copper), wild wood, wild wood aged, edgerton, botanist, city of london, No.3.

     

    i think chase, beefeater 24, sipsmiths, edgerton & D1 were generally the best. No.3 isnt bad either

     

    this one is worth it:

     

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    Old Speckled Hen right now, may have one or two Pringles before cold meat dinner later.

     

    Why is there no gin thread yet, unless I've missed it?

     

    lets do this

    What are you consuming right now?

    in General Banter

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    miaoli gold award winning 2014 oriental beauty

     

    had some tarka dahl yesterday.

     

    @mdm chaos, you should D1 gin with fevertree elderflower gin, loads of ice and a quarter lime squeezed in. its my favourite g&t. chase gin, the tall bottle is very nice as well. its worth ordering from the internets as it really is something special

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