autopilot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* STOPPIT'S GIB CUTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 i'll be interested to see what cheeses you select. i have a tesco club card but it was a cardboard one and it's been in the washing machine edit: you should get some of those small scotch eggs that aren't allowed to be called scotch eggs, forgotten what they call them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'M BACK I got some cheddar, brie, stilton, wensleydale and roquefort. AND some of the little scotch eggs that aren't allowed to be called scotch eggs AND I got some crackers AND it's double clubcard points on cranberry juice, yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* AUTOPILOT EATS ALL THE BRIE IT'S DELICIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 YES can i get a vodka cran with some scotch eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Sir Winston has my back up jib, who the fuck let those wankers in here? Anyway they seem to have gone now. Can I get a Strongbow please, fuck this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *pours george a strongbow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 i'll have you know this pub is located in Berrow-Clutton Goathurst and you just made yourself look like the massive tosser. we have fighting cider, wonky cider or sleeping cider. all non-carbonated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 oh shit, then what did I just pour? DON'T DRINK IT GEORGE, IT MIGHT BE WONKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 that was a bottle Bob whizzed into last night - he's got an urinary tract infection too! *guffaws* *has coughing fit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Sir Winston has my back up jib, who the fuck let those wankers in here? Anyway they seem to have gone now. Can I get a Strongbow please, fuck this day. *pours george a strongbow* *pours strongbow over Stoppit's head* what the fuck you doing man? *slices a piece of stilton* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *looks for a towel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *orders cheese platter with cheese* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Sir Winston has my back up jib, who the fuck let those wankers in here? Anyway they seem to have gone now. Can I get a Strongbow please, fuck this day. *pours george a strongbow* *pours strongbow over Stoppit's head* what the fuck you doing man? *slices a piece of stilton* Thanks Tauboo, I probably would have drunk it as well if it weren't for that, perhaps I'd better stick to the coke. Pint of coke please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 sorry george my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 sorry but abusivegeorge, unlike weed, is an actual recovering alcoholic and if he's going drink anything it shouldn't be cider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Thats alright mate, you weren't to know, its nice to know I'm well looked after though :). Yep- thanks again Tauboo, people actually care here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I think we should all just enjoy some nice cheese *sees space where brie used to be* damn you, autopilot! *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Lol, don't worry he will be sick soon, and then we can have that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* PUTRID CHEESE & BEER DIARRHEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* PUTRID CHEESE & BEER DIARRHEA MAKES FOR A BAD IDEA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* SPHINCTER CONSTITUTION OF +20 CAUSES THE FECES TO SHOOT OUT IN A FINE HIGH POWERED STREAM LIKE SOMEONE PUTTING THEIR THUMB OVER A FAUCET IT SMOTHERS WEED'S UNCONCIOUS, NAKED BODY STOPPIT PUSHES HER OUTSIDE WITH A POOL CUE IT TAKES 45 MINUTES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* SPHINCTER CONSTITUTION OF +20 CAUSES THE FECES TO SHOOT OUT IN A FINE HIGH POWERED STREAM LIKE SOMEONE PUTTING THEIR THUMB OVER A FAUCET IT SMOTHERS WEED'S UNCONCIOUS, NAKED BODY STOPPIT PUSHES HER OUTSIDE WITH A POOL CUE IT TAKES 45 MINUTES Gimme that book . . . *surveys cover and contents* You've been reading from the 2girl1cup book, you jerk! *hands over "Pub Antics Masquerade" book* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 *rolls dice* WE ALL ENJOY A FEW PINTS AND SOME GOOD MUSIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I had two cans of Stella, it is enough to beat any man to death just for looking at you. I hate that drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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