OneToThirtySix Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Forgot my wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 *Runs into pub with wallet in hand* Here you go little buddy *Pats onetothirtysix on his brown tuft of hair on top of his head* *Briskly walks out after donning tophat and trench coat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I'LL HAVE A $10 POT AND PARMIGIANA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 *checks hair color in the mirror* :omg: I have brown hair! *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 another generic lager plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 *Tosses Tauboo lager*, its Iain C's shift all up here in this fucking place I been here 2 days now. Get behind this bar you lazy cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 *orders a cranberry juice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 WHERE THE FUCK IS IAIN *Tosses Fred a cranberry juice* Thats on the house man, for being cool and not liking Mr Salads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 uh, i'll take over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 YOU CALLED FOR A BARTENDER?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 can i get some water, without ice please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 certainly sir. *removes ice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 lost a job before i got it, once again *shimmies back to bar stool* whiskey plz edit: forgot the action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 *enters* *picks up the midget and slides him over the bar so that all the glasses falls down to the ground* *yells STRIKE* *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 beariksson if you throw one more midget im gonna pour a lager on your head there y'are taub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 whats on tap bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 your usual draught lagers, weve got blond witch and Plum Pudding in this week on guest ales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 aok I ll have whatever is the cheapest *doesnt cheap out on the tipo though* aok I ll have whatever is the cheapest *doesnt cheap out on the tip though* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 fosters for you sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 you wouldn't take tips would you mrcopyandpaste? whilst serving someone fosters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 no way. no fucking way. tauboo get and change the blond witch barrel would you? i gotta take a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 well in that case, can i have my 25cents back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 can i have a small root beer with 2 ice cubes please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 i dropped it down the bogzee in disgust that you would tip a fosters comin' right up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I've just realised I actually like beatfanatic now lol. Yo Copy hows it brawlin dude? Coke pleade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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