Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 My dad took me out for dinner once and the waitress said she was sure she knew me from some club that I'd never been to... sort of sounded like she thought I was some guy she'd fucked, and I think my dad thought I was bullshitting him when I said I'd never seen her before. Very awkward. But I think my dad respects me for that sexual conquest that never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Coalbucket, You missed a great opportunity to play along, get the digits and go in for the kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 pour water? work in a hotel? so can pourwater? me so confused just go back but take some interesting conversation so she doesn't embarrass herself with flirty nonsense again and post photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 It sounds you need to practice your game asap, and this girl is perfect for it. You got nothing to lose, mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" Only if she was Japanese - as far as I can recall, Vietnamese can pronounce "Ls" just fine. Shut up and get me a Cheese McMac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 take it to its logical conclusion No, I'm not having a threesome with her dad. ;-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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