Using Valentines Day as an excuse to ask someone out

[goDel]

Some things are not meant to see the light of day.

 

*puts limpys joke in the safe with evidence of jfk killer*

[Danny O Flannagin]

 

It went ok, i guess. She's into fucking brostep as well. Imma try to stop judging people based on their taste in music

 

if she isn't into the exact same music as you. she is worthless. every morning, i quiz my girlfriend on idm. she is docked points if she cannot pronounce and spell every track title on draft 7.30. every day, i show her a group of photos of upset idm producers and ask her to name them, first by artist name, then real name. she is docked points if she cannot do this. by 10 am, if she has been docked a significant number of points, ie. 1 or more, i begin to gather her things and put them outside. when she explains that i'm living rent free in her apartment, i put my hand on my forehead and sigh. "you pronounced it owteshruh". this is enough to end the conversation. no girl has passed this test, and i am currently homeless, living in an alley near a library, eating mice, alone, cold, ipod full, dignity intact.

I think this is the hardest i've lol'd on watmm. Well played sir