[Latest compact disc purchase.]

[Occult Research Summer Bundle - Bewwip, Vytear, Rhythm Composer]

My underwear are in a bundle waiting for this bundle.

[Slicker than/Smoother than...]

Slicker than shellac, smoother than blowhole.

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

[What if I told You]

I remember the fontanelle.

 

&

 

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

new scotus: brett kavanaugh

 

what's the over under on this guy?

And what are the odds that these judges will stay in his pocket when he needs them?

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

Apparently he had to go to the emergency room to get a GI Joe action figure removed from anus, as he "fell on it" while getting out of the shower.

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

Trump to Name Supreme Court Nominee at 9 p.m. EDT

[Worst Album Covers of All Time (The Definitive List)]

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

 

[freud]All because those old white dudes are scared of a breast. [/freud]

 

 

nestle babby formula

 

milk bar now serving customers

[Your pointless thoughts & observations]

irie

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

 

The man is an auteur.

 

The potato is au gratin

[Occult Research Summer Bundle - Bewwip, Vytear, Rhythm Composer]

I went for the bundle.

[Worst Album Covers of All Time (The Definitive List)]

^

https://www.discogs.com/Vindva-Mei-On-Fire/release/613436

[Worst Album Covers of All Time (The Definitive List)]

[The Coffee Thread™]

Café de olla

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/caf-de-la-olla

[I need a DJ name]

DJ Landlord Calrissian

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

Scott Pruitt, Trump’s E.P.A. Chief, Resigns Under Cloud of Ethics Scandals

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/05/climate/scott-pruitt-epa-trump.html

[stupid first world problems you're dealing with]

vague emotional problem: every time i go out dancing random ppl want to dance with me because i'm good at it, but dancefloors also seem to be the place where my social anxiety ramps up the most. so i'll just spend the entire night dancing intensely while avoiding eye contact & mostly ignoring anyone who approaches me. tbh this seems pretty idm now that i think about it

 

actual problem: i broke a mason jar & got a piece of glass in my foot just now & now there's blood all over the floor

combine these

[What Video Games Are You Currently Playing]

[I need a DJ name]

DJ Ralph Nader

[stupid first world achievements and successes]

rocky II

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

Donald Trump claims people are 'better off' eating at McDonalds and Burger King

 

“I’m a very clean person. I like cleanliness. I think you’re better off going there than someplace you have no idea where the food is coming from. It’s a certain standard,”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-mcdonalds-burger-kind-cleanliness-a6883396.html

[Transllusion ‎– A Moment Of Insanity (Clone Aqualung Series‎)]

momentous

[Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)]

 

Apparently you can just call the president without even trying very hard. On Air Force One. Lol.

 

https://gizmodo.com/please-listen-to-trump-get-prank-called-on-air-force-on-1827246724

 

Really wish the guy had gotten Trump to really say some shit though, oh well. Next time.

 

 

stuttering john of all people. fucking epic. 

 

baba booey