Guest A/D Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 ok guys. i need some sexual healing. really don't want to go out to bars and flirt with people - i want to be up front about it, and prefer that they are too. i don't care if i have to pay (seems almost more honest . . plus i'm more likely to get a pro. wouldn't a pro be awesome at sex?). anybody hired a man/lady/tranny/iain c? anybody hooked up on craiglist? are there better places to hook up? i already PMed lumpenprol and his experience is limited to china, although he helped as much as he could. thanks dears! share your stories or disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 try хltrоniс Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 I have no advice but i really interested in hearing what happens. sounds like a good thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Aren't you in the Philadelphia region? I will do lots of things for the right amount of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 jus goto the local cattle market (aka cheesy club night) get one drunk, take it home, fuck it. i don't condone this action of course, im a fuckin gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 sounds like a good thread. For the record I have never knowingly slept with a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 i practically fuck milfs as a hobby, alot of them have been tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 jesus man just wack it it's 100% better than wondering about an HIV test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 yeah, what? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Aren't you in the Philadelphia region? I will do lots of things for the right amount of money. nyc. and if you look like the drawing in your avatar, you're in business! the prostitution business kaen man, it sounds like a good idea, but there are so many things wrong with it on my end. i'm usually not attracted to the kind of people who are in there. i'm a picky dude. i'm not good at flirting with them either, they usually just think i'm weird. i'm good at flirting with weird girls. hence my sudden willingness to pay edit: where'd your post go? weird edit: nm found it edit: it was in my buttpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 I'll poop on your chest for $20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 hah. what do you think this is, japan? i don't have that kind of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 lol @ A/D and autopilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. you seriously need to get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest analogue wings Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. is that what it's like when the syph hits yr brain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. you seriously need to get laid. lol you're very likely right but I'm lazy as fuck. I vaguely remember what it's like. :) certainly not worth wasting in a hospital bed, pissing blood or worrying about telling your newly found love of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. fuck getting laid just give me some of your drugs. not if it's going to be a downer though, jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 here's why i need somewhere better than craigslist . . » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Dear Christine, Thanks for replying! I couldn't help but notice you spelled your name wrong in your own email address. That sucks, huh? Life is so weird! Abe --- On Mon, 2/2/09, Christine Williams <chrisinewilliams@yahoo.com> wrote: > From: Christine Williams <chrisinewilliams@yahoo.com> > Subject: RE: Also looking (: > To: "Abe Dolinger" <abedolinger@yahoo.com> > Date: Monday, February 2, 2009, 7:38 PM > Hey! thanks for writing :D > Lemme introduce myself first... I currently work full time > in a local office building. Can't tell anymore details > just yet...safety reasons! I actually had some guy show up > at my job one time. What a freakin nightmare. I'm > successful on my own and not looking for anybody to pay my > bills, just a good man to fill the lonely nights in my new > condo. > I love going out to watch newly released flicks and dancing > the night away at night clubs! I just LOOOVE music. :D How > about you? > > Lets see, hmm.. well, tell me some more things about you... > what do you like to do? can I see some pics of you? > I would reeeeealy like to talk to you more... but I dont > want to reply on emails anymore because I had a bad > experience with weirdo/psycho in the past, and I'd like > to weed out the guys who are real and who are not. You would > be very surprised at how many guys out there are totally not > real. Hope you understand!! :P > You can drop me a line through my profile (it's free to > signup..don't worry) so I know youre a genuine person > and not someone I should be worrying about!! I also have > some pics on there. > > http://adutlovesearcher.com/profiles/Spicy4U2/ > > So drop me a note through my profile and a pic should be > nice ;) > If not, I totally understand. But, I just have to do this > for safety reasons. Kinda sucks..but, what are you going to > do! > > Hope to hear from you soon > > Christine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. fuck getting laid just give me some of your drugs. not if it's going to be a downer though, jesus hey do whatever you like man, I just remember (true story) being on some forum and hearing about a guy who got hiv from some guy he knew had it. I'm damn near a hypochondriac and when I thought of that plus waiting for test results of my own after I ate out some promiscuous college chick it was sobering for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes. you seriously need to get laid. lol you're very likely right but I'm lazy as fuck. I vaguely remember what it's like. :) certainly not worth wasting in a hospital bed, pissing blood or worrying about telling your newly found love of your life. or you could take the 3 seconds of thinking involved in not being a fuck wit and avoid all of those nasty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 no, he's right, i'm pretty much planning on plunging my naked cock into anything. autopilot i'm willing to negotiate edit: tried that thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 don't let me rain on anyone's parade here, fuck some rancid pussy as long as you wrap it up I'm sure you'll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Dude, adultfriendfinder.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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