Guest Mr Salads Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 It's the strangest thing. When I make coffee, the machine hisses at me. When I wake up in the morning, sometimes the coffee has already been made. I walk up in my drowsy state of confusion and pause, looking at it. The black stuff just sits there, waiting. My theory is that someone was murdered and hidden in a pile of columbian coffee. Maybe a drug exchange gone horribly wrong. The body decomposed in the coffee, and then the beans were bagged and shipped. Once I ground up the beans, and then made coffee with them, the body's spirit transferred into the coffee machine and ever since, it has been haunted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Do you sleep walk? I woke up in my bathroom this morning while I was taking a piss. I don't remember walking out to my bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Timer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Ah yeah. Timer. Totally forgot about that. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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