Guest idrn Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i jumped off a big fence and broke my heels 2 weeks ago. ive been cooped up in my house for most this time. tonight i really wanted to go to the pub but i can't because i'm a cripple. instead i've got 6 cans of wife beater and an internet connection. *cradles newcastle brown and waits for drinking buddies to arrive* *pretends to text* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 *serendipitously produces a coruscating boner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i'm in the mood fo brawlin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i jumped off a big fence and broke my heels 2 weeks ago. ive been cooped up in my house for most this time. tonight i really wanted to go to the pub but i can't because i'm a cripple. instead i've got 6 cans of wife beater and an internet connection. *cradles newcastle brown and waits for drinking buddies to arrive* *pretends to text* You broke your heels? You pretend to text? Are you female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 well well well, if it isn't wee jimmy *ruffles hair* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i'd ruffle it back if it wasn't for your extra hold manga wax boy edit:i fucked that up with spelling big time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 good evening idrn, what can i get ya. the usual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 good evening idrn, what can i get ya. the usual? Toss him a shot from me, he hasnt necked a quickie in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 *shows up looking dapper as fuck, dressed in thomas pink button down and charcoal slacks* *you get a boner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread i went and got myself another can as well can i take on the role of barman plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 *masturbates furiously yet surreptitiously* i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread i went and got myself another can as well can i take on the role of barman plz yeah barkeep, i'm off work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Your allowed shit breaks every ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 and pix pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 these shall be my pleasure i might go and see if i can squeeze one out in a sec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread i went and got myself another can as well can i take on the role of barman plz you don't take the role of barman, you own the role. now get me a sambuca and purposefully avoid serving abusivegeorge until he starts waving a twenty at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 why not wheelchair to the pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i've just realised i'm drinking my own booze in the pub, thats hella cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 "Hey I'm waving a twenty over here" "Get one in for everyone in this thread thus far, please boss". "I'LL JUST HAVE A COKE THOUGH". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 *buys pirate dvd of a chinaman* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 whats everyone having? let me see, coke for george, sambuca for idrn, and a carlsberg and some scampi fries for myself brb shit break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i put on my robe and wizard hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 we dont want your kind here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Is this a gay bar? Damn sausage factory in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i put on my robe and wizard hat Your allowed in on one condition, you bring Goliath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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