OneToThirtySix Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Well... I can't not prove I'm on the moon... Fuck. Hand over the dice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 *suffers the loss of 2 MESSAGEBOARD NON-SEQUITUR DICE from his INTANGIBLE STORAGE RECEPTICLE* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Okay, then. Highest roll gets to be MC. *rolls dice* 1, 2, 3, not it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 *still waiting with pants around the ankle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 *still waiting with pants around the ankle* *rolls dice* Oh, right, your whore spontaneously combusted right outside the bar. Your chances of getting laid tonight decrease by . . . wait, what's your sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 *drowns sorrows and bag of kittens* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 i found a kitty in one of my moving boxes he was kind of orange lol *cheers watmm* i really love you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 *still waiting with pants around the ankle* *rolls dice* Oh, right, your whore spontaneously combusted right outside the bar. Your chances of getting laid tonight decrease by . . . wait, what's your sign? you better not come too close to me because i will pretty much fuck anything thats moving *follows a random patron to the washroom* Pisces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 i found a kitty in one of my moving boxes he was kind of orange lol *cheers watmm* i really love you guys yeah i fed the kitty some cheetos yesterday when i was drunk , that might explained the orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 FUCKING KITTYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 FUCKING KITTYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 *boner faps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 bloody mary with bacon vodka please *suddenly realises it's the afternoon and i'm in the beer garden shrubbery, exits over wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 HOW IS THE PUB EMPTY ITS FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 *orders orange juice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 *gets up, leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 good more OJ for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 pub roleplay? fucking glassed, the lot of ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 You could have cleaned your face up first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 That's how he goes out at night. The birds all dig ow eez fookin ahd yeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 lol, I fucked his mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Did you guys talk about soccer while smoking a fag afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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