OneToThirtySix Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 *orders a cranberry juice* *serves cranberry juice from concentrate* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Can I get a coke and an Ice water with Ice up in here please? Stoppit your fucking shift man, get your shit on. thirtysix has been behind here for 12 days now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *urinates in glass* *drinks it* *dances like van damme in kickboxer* *shoots self in head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *blearily stumbles out door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Dude you've been cracked for nearly two weeks, I'm sorry I left you hear man, I was on a penny farthing selling ice cream acid trip. Thanks for taking car of the bar man, your wicked, double pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Sorry, I'm here now...I've been on the phone to the brewery all day...supply issues... *vaults athletically over bar* *falls down open cellar hatch* *gets up, pretends nothing happened* right, what's everyone having? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *gets a broom* *sweeps away the tumbleweed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I'll have an ice water with ice, a cranberry juice and whatever Chloe wants please bud. How you been lately my main man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 you gotta love him!! coke please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *walks in wearing the same clothes as yesterday, pants unzipped, shirt untucked, and obviously not wearing underwear* 'Sup, 'georgie-porgie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hey 1-36, how you been dude? Thanks for looking after the pub! You enjoying the weekend with your balls down there mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *looks down* You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *gets george icewater with ice, a cranberry juice and another complimentary ice water with ice* Hey dude, I'm very well thanks...I fell down the cellar hatch earlier..but luckily there was plenty of ice around, so the bruising isn't too bad. How are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Sorry about that mate, 1-36 has been too busy with his balls to clear up. Yea I've been very good thanks mate, had my hands in some of the finest areas of the world yesterday, and the weekends been good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *walks in wearing only underwear, doesn't recognise underwear, takes them off in a hurry* a jug of water please, stoppit *washes junk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hey, someone unzipped my pants, but they put my penis back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 That was tauboo, hes on a junk washing frenzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Ok, Coke for Chloe S, Jug of water for Tauboo's junk, coming right up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 *pulls dripping wet end from water jug* Not so sure he wants it now, man. *gets scared, falls over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 thanks, i'd run out of spit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Shall I spit for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 thank you! and just enough junk on display for my liking ;) i like this pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 abusivegeorge, please tell Chloe S that we do not "display" for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Places dick on choppit board Choppit Stoppit. We all will be displaying for free today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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