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Guest Stoppit

There'll be no dick chopping on my watch....

 

*helps self to bag of pork scratchings*

 

*eyeballs awepittance suspiciously/drunkenly to look for signs of sarcasm*

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*pokes head in the door*

 

I'll be back, I just want to find that pic of the "tits or gtfo" button.  Sheesh.

 

*picks up a half-consumed glass of ice water that presumably had ice in it a few days ago*

 

*leaves again*

 

 

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lol, that man is a watmm legend have respect you number.

 

I'm only poking my head back in to say that after four fucking months of sitting in this pub with no one to serve imaginary alcohol to, I'm almost dead from trying to survive on beer nuts and pretzels, I'm bored, and exhausted.  I'm going home, and I'm taking my toys with me.

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lol dude, did you get the 3some with the wife?

 

She would have to be smashed, stoned, and experiencing a split personality before she would consent.  Or are you talking about the threesome with the Spyder bike?  I have to get the bike first.

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lol dude, did you get the 3some with the wife?

 

She would have to be smashed, stoned, and experiencing a split personality before she would consent.  Or are you talking about the threesome with the Spyder bike?  I have to get the bike first.

 

lol, both, either, anything.

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