Guest Gary C Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Has anyone ever tried Pizza Toast? It's a jar of pasta-sauce I found in my fridge. Presumably you're supposed to spread the tomato, mushroom and bacon flavoured sauce over toast creating some sort of pizza-based snack. I saw it a week ago and was thoroughly disgusted with the idea. But now I'm half-way through cooking myself a meal and find I have no sauce to mix it all together. This stuff looks like pasta-sauce and smells like pizza. I can't imagine it'll be terrible, but I expect that this jar doesn't hold much in the way of culinary class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 that's very familiar. i think i remember it from my childhood, if so it's quite weird that it still exists. if you want pizza toast, you can put pizza ingredients on toast.. this is probably better used as a pasta sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 say what, is 'pizza toast' a brand name? i used to eat pizza toast, as in ketchup and cheese melted onto bread all the time as a kid. the posh shitlings at my secondary school actually mocked this diet. i think it was the lack of ciabatta bread and sundried tomatoes in the recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 did I hear someone say paprika toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It was a Tesco's own-brand 'Pizza Toast'. I feel pretty bad after having finished it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 i used to put pasta and mozerella and four or five pepperonis on half an english muffin, then put in toaster oven bake bake, delicious dual pizza. perhaps i should buy materials for this again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 The worst thing you can put on toast are these: little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill. I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me. Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 When i was a kid I had an autistic friend who ate nothing but bread-pizzas. Wonder Bread... Gooped ketchup on it Put Kraft cheese on top of that And used sliced bologna as the "pepperoni" Then microwaved it for 5 fucking minutes. 5 minutes, no shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Tizza Poast I had a Dr. Oetker today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 my mom made her own pizza buns that pretty much were like cumming stupid hard with something in your ass once you taste them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The worst thing you can put on toast are these: little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill. I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me. Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper. i have no seen that shit in US stores, thank you jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The worst thing you can put on toast are these: little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill. I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me. Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper. i have no seen that shit in US stores, thank you jesus count yourself lucky. It tastes like feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 The worst thing you can put on toast are these: little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill. I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me. Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper. i have no seen that shit in US stores, thank you jesus cunt yourself lucky. It tastes like feet. Isn't there an O in count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I like the idea that they couldn't get the inherent mushroomyness out of the taste of the product, so they just made every flavour ...& mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Or Mushroom &... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I think the one I had must have been mushroom & ass flavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 cunt yourself lucky. It tastes like feet. Isn't there an O in count? I see what you did there, George you cheeky monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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