Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 1-36 go fuck the wife or something, you're not usually this touchy. *Jumps on tricycle for threesome*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 1-36 go fuck the wife or something, you're not usually this touchy. *Jumps on tricycle for threesome*. It's seasonal, flares up when the wife isn't putting out, money is tight and I start smoking again. I really am impressed that a thread about not caring made two pages. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 1-36 go fuck the wife or something, you're not usually this touchy. *Jumps on tricycle for threesome*. It's seasonal, flares up when the wife isn't putting out, money is tight and I start smoking again. I really am impressed that a thread about not caring made two pages. Really. Maybe your wife would find you more sexually appealing if you didn't steal dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Did I mention I haven't had enough meat in my diet lately? God, I love to eat the flesh of something that had to die to sustain me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Ow, my conscience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Oh yeah I know how that feels, eating meat after a 3 day break makes me feel champion, a fucking hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Ow, my conscience! :insert thread title here: Oh yeah I know how that feels, eating meat after a 3 day break makes me feel champion, a fucking hero. Here you go, thehauntingsoul, eat a steak or three, take your hot waitress home for the night, bang her until she begs you to switch orifices, do that until she begs you to kill her, do that and continue in the previous vein until you feel something. Apathy cured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'll tell you what. Tonight I won't eat a bacon sandwich, and tonight you'll lie in your cold loveless marital bed wondering what went wrong between you and the woman you thought you loved. I'll have a bowl of couscous, and you'll lie awake while she sleeps, staring into the darkness and wondering where it went wrong, if you can save it, what she's not telling you, and whether she's got something going on with someone else. A co-worker? Your brother? Who knows. Here you go, thehauntingsoul, eat a steak or three, take your hot waitress home for the night, bang her until she begs you to switch orifices, do that until she begs you to kill her, do that and continue in the previous vein until you feel something. Apathy cured. Sexually frustrated at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'll tell you what. Tonight I won't eat a bacon sandwich, and tonight you'll lie in your cold loveless marital bed wondering what went wrong between you and the woman you thought you loved. I'll have a bowl of couscous, and you'll lie awake while she sleeps, staring into the darkness and wondering where it went wrong, if you can save it, what she's not telling you, and whether she's got something going on with someone else. A co-worker? Your brother? Who knows. I think she took chicken thighs out of the freezer for dinner, and I am going to put my penis inside of her after we take a steaming, sensual shower together, during which I will thoroughly wash her breasts and buttocks and make out with her under the falling water. Sexually frustrated at all? Say, Iain C, do you know the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into your wife's vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Holy fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'll tell you what. Tonight I won't eat a bacon sandwich, and tonight you'll lie in your cold loveless marital bed wondering what went wrong between you and the woman you thought you loved. I'll have a bowl of couscous, and you'll lie awake while she sleeps, staring into the darkness and wondering where it went wrong, if you can save it, what she's not telling you, and whether she's got something going on with someone else. A co-worker? Your brother? Who knows. I think she took chicken thighs out of the freezer for dinner, and I am going to put my penis inside of her after we take a steaming, sensual shower together, during which I will thoroughly wash her breasts and buttocks and make out with her under the falling water. "And then I woke up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I can relate to the original post and having a decent chat with a friend does help a bunch. My main problems are living with the parents in South London, having no work and sending out job applications that inevitably get no reply. Thankfully I've got a girlfriend who lives a fair distance from me so I can always visit her to escape the mundane routine. When I'm not able to I've found that going on a walk with a decent audio book definitely does help, give it a try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 A long walk is my first go-to when I'm feeling down or lonely... the exercise does you good, and it also gives you a lot of time to think and reflect. Lately I'm getting into cycling which is kind of different, less time for reflection and more time for the thinking "Jesus my legs hurt, I can't breathe, I'm going to die" but the rush you get is really something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 "And then I woke up" NSFW [youtubehd]7p_HXlEapkw&NR=1[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 "And then I woke up" NSFW [youtubehd]7p_HXlEapkw&NR=1[/youtubehd] Fucking lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Fucking lols I wanted to post the Anne Frank bit, but the YouTubers don't think it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 A long walk is my first go-to when I'm feeling down or lonely... the exercise does you good, and it also gives you a lot of time to think and reflect. Lately I'm getting into cycling which is kind of different, less time for reflection and more time for the thinking "Jesus my legs hurt, I can't breathe, I'm going to die" but the rush you get is really something. I've thought about this but cycling down busy streets really doesn't seem to be an ideal way to unwind. I imagine that afterwards I'd just return home a nervous wreck after narrowly avoiding being hit by a bus or an angry mini-cab driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yeah, that's why it's more recent... cycling in London is strictly a (pretty stressful) method of commuting, but for the past few weeks I've been living with my parents. Lots of nice quiet back-roads to cycle down. All change soon; I'm moving to Stratford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yeah, that's why it's more recent... cycling in London is strictly a (pretty stressful) method of commuting, but for the past few weeks I've been living with my parents. Lots of nice quiet back-roads to cycle down. All change soon; I'm moving to Stratford! Ouch, watch out for the ICF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 looks like watmm does care x4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I like my areas of London how I like my women: dangerous and cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah i guess ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 ^ I wish but shes not into that. Its at the 'we're just friends' stage so there's apparently no turning back now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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