Guest Gary C Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nothing new, but there are still lolz to be found in the Urban Dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=italian%20man An Italian man is one who is at the epidemic of sex. He has a tanned hairy body, and sexy facial features. He gets your trust and then takes you home; he licks your pussy a bit and then massages your breasts, at which point he strips his clothing, revealing his hairy body and 6 pack. He talks to you in Italian and unzips his pants. He is a real man because he doesn’t care about your pain, only pleasure. He rams into you with so much force. With his 8 inch cock the Italian man rips you in pieces as he fucks your cunt up the wall. He shakes your pussy so hard that you drip your nectar on his thick shaft and hairy manly balls. He holds you up with his muscles and fucks you hard in the ass. He pulls out and fucks your tits. Finally he takes his huge Italian sausage in his hand and violently jacks it all over your face and hair, then rubs and hits it on your face and makes you lick him clean. He showers up first, gets dressed, eats some food, then has about 30 more thrusts at your vagina before leaving you on the kitchen floor without a goodbye.Paul: yo fred I fucked tina last night! Fred: was she a good pussy? Paul: doesn’t matter when my cock got through with her she was nearly unconscious, fuckin bitch… Fred: wanan gang bang Gloria today? Paul: naw, im feeling like some fresh meat today, lets go downtown and convince a girl we care and then fuck her brains out. Fred: you are a trus Italian man, with your Italian cock, you ride bitches like buses. Post some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+toddie 1. hot toddie A female who is below standards for gential penetration, but not to low to be fisted.. Rick: Hey dan did u see that hot toddie over there? Dan: YUP!!! (As he thrusts his fist into the air) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 sorry gary, your example (above) is sadly not funny in the slightest. there are amusing things on urban dictionary though I agree. just not what you posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 your example (above) is sadly not funny in the slightest. there are amusing things on urban dictionary though I agree. just not what you posted. Alright, Mr Middle-aged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 2. Cleveland Steamer 1434 up, 444 down buy cleveland steamer mugs, tshirts and magnetsA Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing. 1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act. 2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive. Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom. Worst thing is I knew a girl who did something reminiscent of this to her boyfriend just before splitting up with him. nasty mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 don't find it funny, most of it has the air of proto-frat boys making stuff up with excessive swearing to conceal humour deficit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 1. curious burger take a cheesebuger, take the meat out and slide it into a girls vag while she fingers your sphincter. Tell her to rub her fingers all over the pattie inside her cum dumpster. She has to take it out and put it back on the bun. Then, perform a red dragon on her and top the burger with the results. Then she must eat the burger while you fuck her in the ass. I gave this bitch a curious burger when I was in Tijuana. I put her in my suitcase and left her in the overhead compartment on the plane. by alex marcus May 28, 2006 share this A colleague I use to work with named his basketball team The Curious Burgers after this, complete with the name on the shirt and a little logo of a hamburger running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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