delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 semi's are not allowed for consideration. I wonder if the feedback page of the New Scientist would consider such an idea for response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 it was supposed to be a goddamn pole !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 4 and 1/2 ft or 1.3716 meters EDIT: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 4 and 1/2 ft or 1.3716 meters Of course then one has to be concerned about spray potentially misting the floor. I suppose it's par for the course when you're a big boy, you just have to deal with these issues .. heheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 i've been known to piss a stream of at least 3 metres, depending on the beer i have been drinking. more importantly, what style of dance do you do when you need to piss real bad when your trying to get your belt undone before you wet your trousers. personally i do a morris style dance. has been so for as long as i can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 haha suck it (re: quote capture, well this thread is evolving already) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 4 and 1/2 ft or 1.3716 meters Of course then one has to be concerned about spray potentially misting the floor. I suppose it's par for the course when you're a big boy, you just have to deal with these issues .. heheh i was thinking public single stall restroom, floor not considered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 i've been known to piss a stream of at least 3 metres, depending on the beer i have been drinking. more importantly, what style of dance do you do when you need to piss real bad when your trying to get your belt undone before you wet your trousers. personally i do a morris style dance. has been so for as long as i can remember. morris dance ay, you could use the streamer/ribbon as a wick to partially resolve the moisture issue. ;-] 4 and 1/2 ft or 1.3716 meters Of course then one has to be concerned about spray potentially misting the floor. I suppose it's par for the course when you're a big boy, you just have to deal with these issues .. heheh i was thinking public single stall restroom, floor not considered yeah i guess in that case, the further away the better. You have your precious sneakers to consider. heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 it was supposed to be a goddamn pole !! mine is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 it was supposed to be a goddamn pole !! mine is oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 Or flop, as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 i wish i could find a clip from conan's 'improper distances' skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 18 tiles each 3x3 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 18 tiles each 3x3 inches. That's the OCD measuring scale right there. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I don't know about toilets, but I gotta say if someone is all standing very close to the urinal, it's because they have a small unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 If I'm in a handicapped restroom I start pissing real close and slowly move away, then run back to the bowl once my stream starts to weaken. Handicapped stall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 If I'm in a handicapped restroom I start pissing real close and slowly move away, then run back to the bowl once my stream starts to weaken. Handicapped stall yes, it's more of a hurried waddle than a run, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 i usually don't pee with a full-on boner though... i dont think its indicative...when i have a hardon and i do pee, it flies out of control anyway, so i stand straight over the toilet and push the bone as far down as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 If I'm in a handicapped restroom I start pissing real close and slowly move away, then run back to the bowl once my stream starts to weaken. Handicapped stall yes, it's more of a hurried waddle than a run, though. hah yeah, well we should all know our bladders by now, no surpirses in (the) stall by nao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 i usually don't pee with a full-on boner though... i dont think its indicative...when i have a hardon and i do pee, it flies out of control anyway, so i stand straight over the toilet and push the bone as far down as I can. the post if i had the poll active which i was too stupid to get work, mentioned that the member should be flaccid. It's the power of the stream which we are commenting on. So I was hoping as per the unseen poll options that someone would ponder about the power of each wattmrs pelvic/bladder pressure paradigm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 ultimately and in part the answer lies in whether you are having to lift your balls out of position above your trousers or not, cause then of course ones member will have to ride into a more parallel position with the floor than it might otherwise have done. end/ hipsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 i always have my balls out of the pants when peeing...feels awkward any other way. public restrooms i always pee about a foot or more away to avoid possible splashback...especially since the toilets round here are already covered in someone elses' urine/blood/feces before I get there....I also hover when i poop in a public restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I'd say it's more to do with the pressure of the stream than the size of your dingdong. But maybe there's a relation between penile length and pissstreampressure. My penis isn't too large but have in the past impressed people with how far my stream could reach. PS I have a massive cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 i dunno, id argue force of piss does not mean anything in relation to length unless you measured a handful of people pissing with full boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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