essines Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 why don't i see this sig? the one i see is a link in a spoiler tag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'. Ahaha, I laughed so hard I spat all over my monitor. im really, really tired and i can't fucking stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Ive told the masturbate joke to a bunch of people FB and email. SOme laughed, some I haven't heard from since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I walked in to a barbers once and sat down the barber ask me what I would like I said a hair cut. I saw a guy driveing a car and he had a really massive head but then I relised he had one of them new prescription windscreens fitted. A person once said smokeing will kill you I said yes I know, Then why do it why smoke she said so I dont have to lisen to you when I die. Driveing my car once my mum ask me what direction we were going in I replied to her were going forwards. A girl in a bar said hi am Carmen because I like cars and men I replied my name is Johnny Rubber weircunt. The tooth brush said I have a really shit job the toilet paper shouted back my job is just shit. -- Richard D. James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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