Guest enxyme Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Gerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history? warm water enema. Get the wet in a jet up and get set for some express mess. Or something. Ive had so many warm water enemas in my life time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Do continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Mostly from when I was a kid I had impacted bowel due to lack of liquid being used in movement of my shits so it just sticks like glue untill a tube like syringe injecting warm water goes up my ass and I end up shitting a 4 foot tree on the floor most of my life has been incontinence when theres a sudden upsidedown volcano of poo on my ass going off in a diaper or a pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I've always wanted a colonic since I saw it on jackass, I think you'd feel like a billion bucks after. I also need to get a netti pot which is like a colonic irrigation for your FACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Mostly from when I was a kid I had impacted bowel due to lack of liquid being used in movement of my shits so it just sticks like glue untill a tube like syringe injecting warm water goes up my ass and I end up shitting a 4 foot tree on the floor most of my life has been incontinence when theres a sudden upsidedown volcano of poo on my ass going off in a diaper or a pad craig anderson bringing the lols as per Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 INT. JAZZ CLUB - NIGHT WIDE: Backlit by a cool blue light the bongo man begins his pitter patter rhythm as a dark suited figure makes his way to a stool centre stage. A soft spotlight. The figure is Anderson. He takes a long drag on his cigarette. There’s a whistle from a young woman sat at the bar. MID: Tom Cruise sits at his regular table. He feigns disinterest and initializes a sleeper on his prototype 48 ball bearing yo-yo. WIDE: Anderson exhales and the smoke forms the shape of a tube like syringe above the audience. Its plunger depresses expelling yet more smoke before dissipating. CLOSE: Anderson clutches the microphone with his left hand and tenderly brings it close, as if it were a beautiful woman. ANDERSON: I’ve had so many warm water enemas in my lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse oh and the shit is orangy in color doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something dead soon my life story! i bet that diet would totally eliminate it. i'll find out some other month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Mostly from when I was a kid I had impacted bowel due to lack of liquid being used in movement of my shits so it just sticks like glue untill a tube like syringe injecting warm water goes up my ass and I end up shitting a 4 foot tree on the floor most of my life has been incontinence when theres a sudden upsidedown volcano of poo on my ass going off in a diaper or a pad craig anderson bringing the lols as per The promise of Craig Anderson has at last been realized/ we have immanentized the cranderson eschaton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 watmm always finds a way, given enough time or barring that a warm water enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I hate everyone here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 We're laughing with you this time, Craig. That was a good description. When I was little I used to have these hard stools and it tore a nice fissure right in my anus, and I'd shit in the morning and freak out because the bowl was filled with that unnaturally bright red capillary blood. The first time, my dad was convinced some had got to me during the night, and he started crying in front of me. This big guy, crying in front of me while blood dripped from my ass. I thought it was all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 We're laughing with you this time, Craig. That was a good description. When I was little I used to have these hard stools and it tore a nice fissure right in my anus, and I'd shit in the morning and freak out because the bowl was filled with that unnaturally bright red capillary blood. The first time, my dad was convinced some had got to me during the night, and he started crying in front of me. This big guy, crying in front of me while blood dripped from my ass. I thought it was all over. No way !! No fucking way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Yeah I had blood plenty times before, The toilet bowl looked like something from a horror movie cus the colour was that deep red like oil based paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 INT. JAZZ CLUB - NIGHT WIDE: Backlit by a cool blue light the bongo man begins his pitter patter rhythm as a dark suited figure makes his way to a stool centre stage. A soft spotlight. The figure is Anderson. He takes a long drag on his cigarette. There’s a whistle from a young woman sat at the bar. MID: Tom Cruise sits at his regular table. He feigns disinterest and initializes a sleeper on his prototype 48 ball bearing yo-yo. WIDE: Anderson exhales and the smoke forms the shape of a tube like syringe above the audience. Its plunger depresses expelling yet more smoke before dissipating. CLOSE: Anderson clutches the microphone with his left hand and tenderly brings it close, as if it were a beautiful woman. ANDERSON: I’ve had so many warm water enemas in my lifetime. this is so beautiful i love that you stopped there, i would watch this film 27,584 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 World's longest shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 We're laughing with you this time, Craig. That was a good description. When I was little I used to have these hard stools and it tore a nice fissure right in my anus, and I'd shit in the morning and freak out because the bowl was filled with that unnaturally bright red capillary blood. The first time, my dad was convinced some had got to me during the night, and he started crying in front of me. This big guy, crying in front of me while blood dripped from my ass. I thought it was all over. LOL, the whole, him thinking it was a pedophile that has done it just makes this fucking incredibly awesome, god job baph, on ruining your Dads entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 World's longest shit lol its on a bowling alley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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