Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 what if your whole thread is impacted shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 That's the desired irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i was hoping for some weird near-rotten-dot-com-level lower stomach filled with shit photo series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i was hoping for some weird near-rotten-dot-com-level lower stomach filled with shit photo series Couldn't find any :( The closest thing I could find was skinny people taking shits on people twice their weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 aliens probably have some crazy shit like maybe its not even shit maybe they just fart and breakdown the stuff inside into a gas and then they use it as a weapon maybe they have teleport devices inside them and so they never have to eat or digest they just always have food slowly entering and exiting at a constant rate so they are always at full energy levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 you blow it out of your diaper all over the rocking chair, your mother's arm, and the back wall like my daughter just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 what if your whole thread is impacted shit? actual lol *edit* bowel obstruction (wikipedia) "Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation." Fecal Vomiting = Most IDM 2011 Nominee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 aliens probably have some crazy shit like maybe its not even shit maybe they just fart and breakdown the stuff inside into a gas and then they use it as a weapon maybe they have teleport devices inside them and so they never have to eat or digest they just always have food slowly entering and exiting at a constant rate so they are always at full energy levels That's some Deep Impact thinking right there you blow it out of your diaper all over the rocking chair, your mother's arm, and the back wall like my daughter just did. LOL what if your whole thread is impacted shit? actual lol *edit* bowel obstruction (wikipedia) "Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation." Fecal Vomiting = Most IDM 2011 Nominee Fecal vomiting? That's fucking disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 But think how much fun making a compilation track for that would be. *of course it would have to be most IDM 2012... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 fecal vomiting in the context of a lesbian adapter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Wait. Are you implying that when half your body weight is impacted shit, is not normal? *shamefully confused* *farts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest hahathhat Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 HEY I REMEMBER THAT FAT MAN i seriously have not seen that fat man since high school. this totally makes my nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silent Member Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Supposedly you eat a lot of prunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse oh and the shit is orangy in color doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something dead soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse oh and the shit is orangy in color doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something dead soon I'm afraid your sufferin from stomach explosion disorder. Death is imminent but painful and exceedingly slow. Like bleeding to death from your fingertips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 regulate that shit with fiber and pills speaking of shit i was on the bus yesterday and someone beside me, i assumed the asian girl in front of me kept farting. it was the most grotesque that it was giving me the gag reflex, it was absolutely horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Such an excellent thread title, I'm not going to read any of the posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 A friend of mine who recently had a baby and is quite descriptive said that his son's farts sound like a jackhammer wrapped in cotton. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 girls do rancid farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 girls do rancid farts. I definetly find girls do much fouler farts than guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history? warm water enema. Get the wet in a jet up and get set for some express mess. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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