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zkom

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  1. 33 minutes ago, beerwolf said:

    Sounds like music Paedophiles listen to. Seems like a program Paedophiles watch. Looks like music made by Paedophiles. 

    I don't get this fucking Eurovision Shit. It's not a fucking joke it's shit. Fuck off.

    Just imagine this is what you get excited about. Is it? It's fucking lame.

    Funny how some countries are so utterly shit at music that they get excited over this. Fucking lol. Do I have to the name all the artists that come from the fucking tiny speck of dust that is the UK. Even fucking America are fucking pussy compared to us. Loads of land full up with fucking banjo players and fucking cowboys. At least the fucking Americans don't get involved in FUCKING EUROVISION. We are the fucking best. FUCK YOU.

     

     

    I think you're just salty that UK hasn't won the ESC in the last 26 years

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  2. I remember when I ordered something first time directly from Skam and thought that maybe it's an actual scam and they're just really upfront about it.

    Turned out ordering from them directly you actually get a bunch of freebies. Or at least back then you did. So Skam is a reverse-scam.

  3. 50 minutes ago, t yst r said:

    "Hello Gary? It's Jim. Yeah, hi. So Gary, I'm setting up the sign for church. You know, from that DIY package you sent me. Yeah, look, I got all the letter's, right? But there's just six apostrophe's. Where's the rest of 'em, Gary? What do you mean, that oughta be plenty?! I need more apostrophe's, Gary!!!"

    But why doesn't "druggies" have an apostrophe? DOES IT MEAN SOMETHING?

    Also I read "loud mouth women" as "liquid mouth women", what's wrong with me?

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