MadameChaos

the thread title is a lot more inflammatory and sensationalist than that. I know what it is but I ain't tellin' you, for your own sake. and now to an ridiculous story/fwp: my friend (let's call him Tim)told me the other day about how his friend (let's call him Bob) broke up with his girl (let's call her Jane). apparently Bob and Jane were hanging out/partying/whatever with one of Jane's girlfriends (let's call her Anne), and they were all nicely trashed. Jane keeps goading Bob into showing Anne his peen. Bob doesn't really want to, but Jane keeps at it, insisting she'll be cool with it and it would be a laugh. so Bob finally caves and whips it out, and - ta-daa - he is erect. Anne is laughing her ass off. Jane is angry, in spite of her former assurances. why? because Bob was erect, and that's not ok. Bob and Jane get into a fight about it and break up on the spot. Jane gathers her things from Bob's and leaves. Bob needs a new flatmate. Tim jokingly suggests to me that I move in with Bob, knowing I would rather jump off a cliff. I laughed about this story for ages, because I've met all the people involved (except Anne), and they're mostly mentalists and twats. Tim is a sheltered metrowho I work with, who I suspect harbors deep issues cos he has trouble keeping male friends,though he gets onquitewell with the ladies(he issecretly kind of misogynistic). alsohe used to burn bugs as a kidbycoating them in bugspray and setting them alight with matches. Tim and Bob lived together at Tim's place which he rents from his parents, until all the small daily frustrations ofco-habitation piled up and Tim smashed some crockery and Bob moved out. exacerbating the situation was the fact that Janelived withBob at Tim's, and Jane really hates Tim. Bob is an EDM DJwho does SEO analytics during the day. he is the person I referred to in this thread(I didn't end up paying). I went to see him support Eiffel 65 (yes, you read that correctly) at a small uni bar, and Eiffel 65 didn't even show. Jane is a screechy princess who works in retail. she is thoroughly insufferable and also quite fuckable. the day before I heard Tim's story about her breakup with Bob I saw her walking through the city looking a mess, mascara streaming down her face, death-staring everybody.apparently she is trying to rebound with Tim. I am glad I don't see these people on a daily basis. Haha! This makes me so glad I don't have any friends. Although sometimes I draw some on a piece of paper and hold them against myself.

The Heat 9/10 It made me do my really loud and annoying laugh for the duration. Literally once every 5 minutes. Melissa and Sandra should team up again.

http://soundcloud.com/faceculler/enchanted-moura

http://soundcloud.com/kompakt/cupids-head

Exactly. So sucky.

Lol!

And this guy

Guys at work forgot to book my ticket to visit a client so I had to fork out £230 of my own cash to go up to Durham. I now have to scale down all my plans til payday. [emoji53]

The guy on the far right is not on board with your humorous shenanigans, posing like an 80s pop star. I think you should cut him.

I have been spending the last 24 hours alone, this was the first LOL of that period. I wish this was real If the size of the universe is in fact infinite, out there somewhere - an inconceivably long way away - there is a planet identical to Earth in which a band called Autechre actually do have hair like that. that reminds me of this story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2042312/Shakespeares-works-finally-reproduced-team-computerised-monkeys.html lol at the last part

DJ and Puncan

Nyan cat is real! [emoji54]

I have been spending the last 24 hours alone, this was the first LOL of that period. I wish this was real

Haha! Sounds like something my mum would do. You're not alone.

DJ airfix/airtex

DJ Déjeuner

[squealing intensifies}

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wow so much kyewt! oh mai gawd!

That could also be an achievement depending on how you look at it.

Aw so sad. My thoughts are with you.

Jub jub?