MadameChaos
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I love Eyes Wide Shut and feel plot wise and performance wise it's very strong. The main glaring thing to me though is the blue and red motif which Stanley used in so many of his films and really goes to town with in this one. In previous films it was subtle (The Shining) but in this one it's distracting.
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stupid first world achievements and successes
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i haven't seen the latest GoT episode but i already know what happens due to the internet. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thank you
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Heres a nice picture of me not having fun while not on holiday.
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Fear and loathing in las vegas
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A Slugs Life A live action drama about the day in the life of a slug. This heart warming docudrama warns people about the dangers of salt.
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Must......close.......thread...............becoming........too......aroused.......*smashes phone against the wall in final act of defiance, collapses*
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So it's basically a remake? It's my kind of film though Yeah, it's kind of like every Bergman film ever made if nothing happened in it at all. The critics will cream their corduroys over it. Oscars all around.
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Charlie and the giant bollock factory
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And post the outcome
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Oh hai Get a room!
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Would this be like Milo and Otis, using live ants or like the cgi Antz ? No cgi dammit! Real ants!!! didn't andy warhol make a few dozen 'films' like this I was thinking more Bergman, Andy Warhol insists upon himself.
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Ant Christ A cross between Jesus of Nazareth and The Passion of the Christ, this epic biopic chronicles the life of the messiah as it would have been if he was an ant. In real time we watch the wonder that is our everlasting lord unfold in live action, as he walks on water, feeds the 5,000 with a crumb and a few fish scales, and is eventually crucifed on a twig. The voices will be done by whoever won an oscar that year, directed by Werner Herzog.
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The Silence A black and white swedish film in which a blonde man and lady stare out of the window at the sea. No one speaks and nothing happens. Run time 5 hours 42 minutes.
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I wonder if he's dreaming of treacle
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave Em the Movie Tom Hardy stars as Frank Spencer, the berrett wearing clutz who shouldn't be let near a pair of roller skates. A large section of this film will be taken up by a hair raising action sequence involving Frank being stuck on some roller skates and narrowly avoiding death on several occasions while careering through shopping centres and along busy roads. There will be no CGI and Tom will have to do all the stunts himself. To make the film more universally appealing Frank is now American and lives in LA. His wife Betty is played by Scarlett Yohanssen. Also Michael Fassbender can show up as Frank Sidebottom in it for no apparent reason.
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